April Fools (2010)

[Klutz]

12:15 this morning I got a call while I was asleep and half-awake answerd it was an girl I had fooled around with and she said she was pregnant. Was not fucking funny

See, those April Fools jokes cross the line, lol.

[vrumpt]

http://us.battle.net/matchmaking.html

this is somewhat amusing.

blizzard knows how to run april fools day anyway

EDIT: beaten, kinda

[fishstix]

the blind sayid fucking rofl

lmao
Football is torture.

[Pirian]

I told my girl I was going to stop paying for all her shit. I'm debating whether or not to tell her "April fools" or just go with it

[Klutz]

I told my girl I was going to stop paying for all her shit. I'm debating whether or not to tell her "April fools" or just go with it

Ahahahaha, oh you.

[viperlasson]

gmail login page is messed up @_@

[bebeci]

gmail login page is messed up @_@

Never would have noticed. http://gmailblog.blogspot.com/2010/0...el-outage.html

[nitsuj]

Um... is BG blurple? or blurple?

I can't tell.

[Olo401]

Um... is BG blurple? or blurple?

I can't tell.

It's Aquamarine..

[nitsuj]

It's Aquamarine..

I'm not the only one who see's the color change, though, am I?

[Woozie]

I went in all of my classes early and wrote on the board "Class has been canceled due to alien invasion"

In two of my classes I hid the chalk/markers and erasers before the professor got there, and in one of those classes I even moved all the chairs out of the room except mine.

[Jefe]

I knew google was going to pull something like this.

[Woozie]

I lol'd at Topeka

Edit: Also, I need some ideas on how to get at my younger sister. When we were younger she got me every April Fool's Day and I've decided today I'd get my revenge. The problem is that we don't live together anymore, so it wont be as easy as when we were kids and she'd put cooking oil on the floor and watch me almost break my neck. I'm trying to think of something to text her to fool her, but nothing too serious like "My house is burning down". Any suggestions?

[Rydir]

New Halo game! Don't want to ruin the joke so I will let you watch it for yourself.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4XFBLPVHDo

[Pirian]

I lol'd at Topeka

Edit: Also, I need some ideas on how to get at my younger sister. When we were younger she got me every April Fool's Day and I've decided today I'd get my revenge. The problem is that we don't live together anymore, so it wont be as easy as when we were kids and she'd put cooking oil on the floor and watch me almost break my neck. I'm trying to think of something to text her to fool her, but nothing too serious like "My house is burning down". Any suggestions?

You got caught on your school campus doing X drug and have been expelled (or dropped from scholarship) and you are going to need her help with something related to this.

[Eticket]

Wait, are all the thinkgeek products a joke? cause I would really fucking love a Dharma alarm clock.. It'd match my BSG Toaster..

If you try to order them they have a link to request them as a real product. I submitted a request for the LOST clock and the Monolith action figure.

[Olo401]

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2010/4...Enter-the-Wang!

Yeah yeah I know it's a political website.. so what it's a hilarious read. And somewhat educational!

[Komm Suesser Tod]

xkcd has more commands then it leads on to. Playing around with unix commands now seeing what I can find. It's pretty funny.

Restart does nothing, but sudo restart does.

[Woozie]

You got caught on your school campus doing X drug and have been expelled (or dropped from scholarship) and you are going to need her help with something related to this.

Awesome, thanks.

[Meepein]

The newest Star Wars- The Old Republic class. Don't know about you, but I am sold.

http://www.swtor.com/news/news-article/20100401_001

http://www.swtor.com/info/holonet/cl...rlacc-enforcer