What is your favorite lube?

[mootsfox]

Want some opinions here.

In the past I've used Olive oil (a few times in a pinch, not bad actually), Vaseline and KY warming Jelly.

Recently my BF and I have been using Wet with good results. It's good in the shower and for faping since it stays around for a long time, even with light contact with water.
http://www.spicygear.com/content/pro...e/wet-plat.jpg
http://www.stayswetlonger.com/

For toys we've been using different visocities of J-lube, which works really well because you can mix it thicker for shower use, or thinner for bed use, but it's a pain to mix it, can't be used instantly after mixing and goes bad if the batch isn't used in 3-4 weeks.
http://www.enasco.com/prod/images/pr...B/VC116806.jpg
http://www.enasco.com/product/C08175N


What do y'all use and why?

[Chun Liroy]

Spit.

[Alleya]

Tears and blood.

[Qalbert]

Crisco

[Mizango]

lol I knew yall niggas wouldnt let me down <3

[Conrad]

rawdog

[Darkslitter]

oh the things i could lend to this topic

a place for conducting tests and experiments in the name of science?

[Qalbert]

Congealed bacon grease

[Alleya]

Also that nasty green puss-like mucous that seeps out of the eyes when they've been dead a week or two.

[Mizango]

I wonder what effects the viscosity of these substances would have on my girth.

[Conrad]

i like to grind the wishes of children to a powder and add water

Semen & water? I hope you have some sort of birth control available.

[Mizango]

i like to grind the wishes of children to a powder and add water

ROFL

[Ansems]

what the fuck is lube?

[Callisto]

Jiffy for sure, though In&Out is decent

[Qalbert]

not really gay

but still a faggot

[Callisto]

because when you see me post you dream of making me breakfast the morning after

[Callisto]

or pancake mix

[Callisto]

one of those two though

[Ansems]

not really gay

<<I don't understand>>

[Mizango]

or pancake mix

I prefer the term baby batter.