What is your favorite lube?

[Darkslitter]

i like to grind the wishes of children to a powder and add water

http://i42.tinypic.com/wmgo7n.png

Spoiler: show

apparently you're a giant

[Kyo]

rawdog

lol

[Akanei]

cool whip.

[Arvin]

pube lube

[Callisto]

WHERE'S THE WATER CLITGLITTER

that's usually how I finish, pull out then toss a handful of glitter on her junk like Rip Taylor and yell BLADDOW

[Mertron]

A1 steak sauce

[Mertron]

icy hot

[Mizango]

cool whip.

Wait, what did you say?

[Qalbert]

that's usually how I finish, pull out then toss a handful of glitter on her junk like Rip Taylor and yell BLADDOW

then fart and yell BLASTOFF as you flee the room

[Mertron]

cool whep

[Mizango]

icy hot

FUUUUUCK NO.

[Mizango]

cool whep

Cool wHip.

[Mertron]

thats what i said, cool whep

[Mizango]

icy hot

Our track team trainers (mostly female) would smear Atomic balm on your nuts, if you were mean to them or giving them shit. I remember we were at Ole Miss and I was stretching before our relay event was up, and I had a towel over my face because it was sunny and thats how I got myself focused, but I had a GENEROUS amount of that shit smeared and slathered all over on my balls and on my taint and oh sweet jesus I hurt for hours.

I mean as I was running I felt the friction from my legs rubbing together and making that shit unbearably hot. Think of it as if Mr. Miyagi had Icy hot on his hands and rubbed them feverishly. I actually went to the port o potty after I ran my leg and actually had heat induced semen seeping out of my dick. Shit was not cash brah.

Fuck you for making me remember that


Edit: Picture related

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y15...oburnnigga.jpg

[Mizango]

thats what i said, cool whep

ok, say whip.

[Callisto]

oh man would be hilarious to rub that down someone's buttcrack when they fell asleep

[thebearofscience]

silly putty and/or jello

[Mizango]

oh man would be hilarious to rub that down someone's buttcrack when they fell asleep

But how would you stick your dick in afterward or is that the...... oh wait I get it now. It would be interesting to get some tweezers and a popsicle stick and smear a generous amount of this under foreskin and watch the reaction.

For the record the instruments used would make it less gay since there is no hand to cock contact amirite?

[Darkslitter]

i don't think so miz

[Mertron]

ok, say whip.

i would love to continue this but unfortunately im on my way out the door

by the way, you're acting wheird