Man attempts suicide by shoving vegetables up his ass.

[Francisco]

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/bre...-1225847704304

A HONG Kong man, taken to the hospital to have a cucumber removed from his bottom, told doctors he inserted it in a suicide attempt.

The Sun reported Chin Wei, 62, said the method was a variation of the Japanese ritual suicide hara-kiri - usually carried out with a sword plunged into one's own stomach.

He was found in a pool of blood by his daughter before being rushed to receive medical health.

Medics said a severe tear to the man's anus was not life-threatening.

Have at it.

[Pirian]

Nice cover the guy had

[Guitarman]

now this is bg news worthy.

[Arnwulf]

That's a hell of a way to try and make your own pickles.

[LinktheDeme]

Should have used a horse's dick

[archibaldcrane]

That's a hell of a way to try and make your own pickles.

/thread

[liggy 0]

what really sucks about this is now he has to live with the shame for being known as pickle guy.

no more the days of of wondering how many pickles Peter Piper can put up his pucker.

[tonyg]

What a shitty ending for the pickle

[Pikarya]

http://i44.tinypic.com/149vzvo.jpg

Was probably WoW related underneath it all too.

[Tomiko]

Was probably WoW related underneath it all too.

lmao

what really sucks about this is now he has to live with the shame for being known as pickle guy.

That made me think of the "Pickle Fucker" scene from Clerks 2.

[Jotaru]

Was probably WoW related underneath it all too.

I've always wondered what part of the human mind caused him to do that. I know he was in a berserker rage, quite literally, and at that point you just kinda do shit that doesn't make sense without thinking about it (primal instincts from rage?) but... seriously, what part of the brain decides to shove something up your ass. What potential profit can the body get out of it that it becomes something you do without thinking about it?

Carry on discussion.

[Blarg]

I've always wondered what part of the human mind caused him to do that. I know he was in a berserker rage, quite literally, and at that point you just kinda do shit that doesn't make sense without thinking about it (primal instincts from rage?) but... seriously, what part of the brain decides to shove something up your ass. What potential profit can the body get out of it that it becomes something you do without thinking about it?

Carry on discussion.

he was trying to reach his self destruct button which is located in the asses of all men, it's the main subconscious reason behind why guys are so averse to having things put up their ass

[The_OG_Nelta]

What a pickle of a predicament .

[Sol-Blackguy]

Must have been a pain in the ass to remove

[thestalkmore]

Must have been a pain in the ass to remove

4/10

[Klutz]

Cue everyone trying to make witty comments.

"It's too bad he didn't try to "squash" them all in" HERP DERP, etc.

[Guitarman]

I've always wondered what part of the human mind caused him to do that. I know he was in a berserker rage, quite literally, and at that point you just kinda do shit that doesn't make sense without thinking about it (primal instincts from rage?) but... seriously, what part of the brain decides to shove something up your ass. What potential profit can the body get out of it that it becomes something you do without thinking about it?

Carry on discussion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nq0GMD2_6y0

feels good man.

[Metah]

The anal damage was not even life threatening? Talk about missing your mark

Regarding the video above, what is that I don't even.

[Colenzo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqmUeL3DxwE
how many vegetables are you willing to fork out for your own anally induced death?

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

Oh dude I totally grew cucumbers on Farmville and sent them to my neighbors I love doing that here's a pic.

http://www.geekologie.com/2009/09/03/farmville.jpg