Halp BG Legal + Medical, Metal shard in food

[MarkM.]

Everyone failed to see his master plan, he planted the steel wool in his own burger so he could sue the poor mom and pop burger store.

[SamanosukeShiva]

http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/6038/vwala.jpg

ROFL, quoted for awesomeness

[Plow]

What you really should be worrying about is if steel wool gets stuck in your urethra. That's how you make bank.

I think he should just manually stick some in there and say that's what happened.

[Silenka]

We should go back to the days when we had to kill and cook our own food or else we starved to death. Clearly this is the only way to solve the problem of metal shards in our burgers.

[Odesseiron]

it's not vwala, it's voila

[Qalbert]

No shit sherlock, why do you think everyone is making fun of 'vwala'?

^

[Odesseiron]

I guess reading through the entire thread is helpful at times!

[Nekonaruto]

http://i41.tinypic.com/zog9pg.jpg
Nicolas approves.

[Senoska]

Everyone failed to see his master plan, he planted the steel wool in his own burger so he could sue the poor mom and pop burger store.

http://i39.tinypic.com/i1mlpl.jpg

[Nystul]

You definitely should go to the ER right away any time you get cut in the mouth and it causes you to bleed from your vagina.

[Aerides]

There are only a few real questions that BG Medical and BG Legal are certified to answer:

BG Medical: Am I gonna die/have an STD/did I make a baby/diabeetus/lupus?

BG Legal: Am I going to Jail/Can I make lots of $$$ for nothing?

This one fails on both counts.

[TheShadyMan]

I have never seen anyone try to save face harder in my life.