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    Am I Dying?

    I woke up and it felt like I could feel the blood forcing its way in and out of my heart, it hurt pretty bad.

    99% of what I eat is top ramen, with some occasional fast food here and there.

    Also, I had some heart problems back when I used to abuse ecstasy, maybe that's coming back?

    What's wrong with me?

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    I wouldn't really worry about it unless it happens again.
    No joke, it seriously could've just been trapped gas.

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    you have 24 hours to live

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    Have you tried killing yourself to see if that solves the problem? Your body might be confused with wanting to live or not. You should put the final nail in the coffin and show it whose boss.

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    Guys I think all these times I said I was in emotional pain might have just been me actually dying like when Spartacus' wound got infected and he thought he was just grieving over Varro's death

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    I wonder if Jesus thought he was really dying on the cross and someone just told him it was gas.

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    why do you think they poked him with the spear, it was to make a hold for the gas to get out

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    Eat better and get more exercise.

    Also kill yourself.

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    hopefully

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    One could only hope.

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    stop eating ramen?

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    Don't have any money

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    Eating fruits and vegetables is just as cheap if not cheaper. Just buy them completely unprocessed.

    The bill at the checkout is higher but you get a lot more nourishment out of it. Ramen is call carbs.

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    just eat better dude. imagine yourself as a withering, mobile plant. you need to keep hydrated and you really do need all those vitamins n shit people keep talking about. focus on water and fruit/veggies, then rework meat into what you're eating. you will notice a difference. if you don't have the money for it, use it as your motivation to start actually making your own money

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    Dehydrated oils aren't exactly good for you...

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    ramen's big issue is the sodium if im not mistaken

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    You guys are crazy I haven't ate fruits or vegetables in over a decade. Some of my earliest memories are me refusing to eat any of that shit and then throwing up when my parents tried to force me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryko View Post
    hopefully
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    One could only hope.
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    I take back my opinion and am sorry for giving it in the first place.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Krye View Post
    You guys are crazy I haven't ate fruits or vegetables in over a decade. Some of my earliest memories are me refusing to eat any of that shit and then throwing up when my parents tried to force me
    http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i2...homas/WAAA.jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryko View Post
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    Incidentally I had planned to write "Let's hope so" as a reply but I knew someone would be around to cover it for me. Good looking out.

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