Am I Dying?

[Diamicles]

as if anything else in that post made sense

[Colenzo]

I took a shit load of nyquil one time(and a few more times) and started crying in the Safeway parking lot when I was hanging out with my friends then I went and bought Theresa a bouquet of roses even though her boyfriend was with us and I told her she was so pretty she deserved them or some shit like that and I told the cashier to keep the change and the cashier ran after me outside asking why I was crying and insisted that he could not keep the change then I started crying even more because apparently I was so worthless that people wouldn't even take my money

[Kaludneisucks]

I took a shit load of nyquil one time(and a few more times) and started crying in the Safeway parking lot when I was hanging out with my friends then I went and bought Theresa a bouquet of roses even though her boyfriend was with us and I told her she was so pretty she deserved them or some shit like that and I told the cashier to keep the change and the cashier ran after me outside asking why I was crying and insisted that he could not keep the change then I started crying even more because apparently I was so worthless that people wouldn't even take my money

heh.. where've i seen this before...

[Charismatic]

You can receive it but you won't get the virgins along with it