Woot

[Ryko]

No paycut in 2 months. Huzzah.

Also somehow my inviting like 2-3 people to this club now turned into a good portion of my entire office deciding to come.

I'm the youngest person going by a good (like 5 year+) margin and I can't dance. What do I do?

[Kiarax]

Not use the word woot you faggot.

[Ryko]

Woot

[Charismatic]

Watch the Tales of Symphonia anime

[Kiarax]

Son of a bitch.

[Ryko]

Also wtf I want to mod people in spam so I can rage about spam getting modded

[Mertron]

im the youngest person where i work by a good 20 years

guess what i do with my coworkers

nothing

[Ryko]

Okay well anime is entirely out of the question

[Charismatic]

Okay well anime is entirely out of the question

It was in the answer.

[Ryko]

I invited them because the people in the office didn't even get my name right for the better part of 2 weeks and when they finally did, some slant fuck had adopted my name (His actual name is Hsi or some hsit) and so now a third of the office calls me Anthony, a third calls me ryko, and the last third calls me richard...

I figured if I weren't going to get demoted at the end of this phase I needed to do something to schmooze and stand out.

[Mertron]

I'm the youngest person going by a good (like 5 year+) margin and I can't dance. What do I do?

oh and you cant dance, i have experience in this

you post up at the bar with another person in the group who cant dance, and laugh at everyone dancing

if no one else cant dance, well i watch american sports on the television while laughing at people who are dancing

[Mertron]

if this place does not have televisions and sports, id probably hate life

[Ryko]

Has neither, it's a salsa club. I'm just comped parties and meals on thursdays so I invited people.

[Mertron]

WELL IM GLAD I WASNT INVITED THEN

[Blarg]

you will probably get sick of eating salsa pretty fast dude

[Ryko]

You havent seen the way I put away salsa.

[Seanr]

Ryko, why are you worryin about dancing? Worry about which hand will be holding your drink and which hand will be rubbin bitches titties in the club.

[Blarg]

I assume you just put it in the fridge or if it's unopened in a pantry somewhere. I really don't see the need to brag about it

[Ryko]

I dunno, it's kind of a coinflip as to the crowd that shows. It's either bitches around my age or cougars, never in between.

[Ryko]

I assume you just put it in the fridge or if it's unopened in a pantry somewhere. I really don't see the need to brag about it

You underestimate my capacity for bragging