Woot

[Blarg]

I have never estimated someone incorrectly and probably never will.

[Ryko]

You underestimated my ability to tell how polls will end up.

[Howard Roark]

I invited them because the people in the office didn't even get my name right for the better part of 2 weeks and when they finally did, some slant fuck had adopted my name (His actual name is Hsi or some hsit) and so now a third of the office calls me Anthony, a third calls me ryko, and the last third calls me richard...

I figured if I weren't going to get demoted at the end of this phase I needed to do something to schmooze and stand out.

why does anybody at work call you ryko......

[tyven]

yea i wondered the same thing. you cant possibly tell me that when you meet people you say "hi, my name's paul but call me ryko"

[Ryko]

When people call for paul, they almost never mean me. So one day I brought up that I had to figure out something and I was wearing my hat with "Ryko" stitched on the back so a number of people call me that instead.

I always introduce myself to purely neutral people as paul but it never sticks. If someone knows me as ryko at all they go with that even if they spend time trying to call me Paul instead. My best friend from high school went straight from calling me my nickname in highschool to calling me Ryko, he's never once called me Paul in the decade i've known him.

[Ryko]

http://i40.tinypic.com/vyqcmb.png

This one.

One person in the office calls me "nerd hat" since he's been keeping count of how many dorky fitteds I wear, luckily that's not sticking.

[tyven]

whatever paul

[Ryko]

It won't stick with you either. It never does. 3 people ever have referred to me as "Pauly" but I had severe crushes on all of them so I let it slide.

[Slapper]

www.woot.com

[Ryko]

Get the fuck out.

Someone give me the power to make him leave.

[Howard Roark]

sono grant nerd hat the power to accept the things that he can change

[Seanr]

Nigger wants change? I thought we tried that already.

[Kiarax]

Pauly want a cracker?

[Ryko]

Take 'em to the beach. Play volleyball after

[Howard Roark]

nerd hat:

Spoiler: show

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[Ryko]

Howie, if we're about to go back and forth about something that happened one time I think you auto lose.

[greatandfoolish]

even if you cant dance, go anyway and lay one of the drunk cougars, you like cougars dont you?

of course im assuming when you say cougars you mean bangable cougars

[Howard Roark]

haven't I 8-mile'd enough for that not to fly?

[Ryko]

even if you cant dance, go anyway and lay one of the drunk cougars, you like cougars dont you?

of course im assuming when you say cougars you mean bangable cougars

A decent enough ratio. Happened once, pretty sure the bitch was closing on 40 <_<

[Abandon]

didn't read the entire thing because well, i assume it sucked. If a salsa bar, get a girl to teach you how to dance, problem solved. Also,

URYUU, GET THE FUCK OUT