Day or so had passed when I popped the clutch,
gave the tranny a spin and slid on into
The Stinky Pinky Gulp N' Guzzle Big Rig Snooze-A-Stop.
There I was browsin' through the latest issue of "Throb",
when I saw Bambi starin' at me from the back of a milk carton.
Well, my heart just dropped.
So, I decided to do what any good Christian would.
You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice
and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five
in an eighteen-wheeler.
I never thought missing children could be so sexy.
Did I say that out loud?
Weird Al has really gotten edgy
inforMER yaknow sey daddy me snow sey i go blaem a leeky boom boom down, detective mon naw sez me daddy me snow dam.. i dont remember the rest...
This thread is terrible. I have no clue what the white people are talking about anymore.
Someone halp
They're both good. Michael Jackson one is better though.
That's hilarious.
Michael has this incredibly elaborate choreography that takes decades of constant practice, reams of talent, and staggering amounts of creativity.
Then the guys doing the cover stand stock still and nod their head while the people around them jump up and down. lol
I guess the guys doing the cover put a little effort into it at least. What pisses me off is when people take classic works (your mozarts, beethovens, etc), add a drumloop to it, then pat themselves on the back for being so innovative. I want to bludgeon those people to death with a severed horse cock.
I know, and I look forward to every single one.
lol
I do not want to visit Creepygif.com
da dada dada da hoo
I actually don't mind AAF's Smooth Criminal. I've heard worse shit.
Woke up quick at about noon. Just thought that I had to be in compton soon. I gotta get drunk before the day begins before my mother starts bitchin about my friends. Bout to go and damn near went blind. Young niggas on the path throwin up gang signs. I went in the house to get the clip with my mac10 on the side of my hip. I bailed outside and I pointed my weapon. Just as I thought the fools kept steppin. I jumped in the fo hit the juice on my ride. I got front and back side to side. Then I let the Alpine play. I was pumpin new shit by NWA. I was gangsta gangsta at the top of the list. Then i played my own shit it went somethin like this.
Spoiler: show
lol that and 2 other dynamite hack songs are on my top rated on my ipod
lolmusic, lolwhitepeople
excluding frank sinatra, he was a badass