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  1. 2010-04-12 12:03 #61
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    i dont like men or women. most people are pretty fucked up regardless of their reproductive organ of choice. im going to have sex with the women regardless. that doesn't make me a hypocrite, that makes me a human
  2. 2010-04-12 12:09 #62
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  4. 2010-04-12 13:30 #64
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    gils voice in the background is klutz
  5. 2010-04-12 14:16 #65
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    Why Can't We Be friends playing in the background. Lol.

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    the end is fucking hilarious when the guy is like "this is a bad idea" and just gets pummeled
  7. 2010-04-12 21:30 #67
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    Ok, here it goes. Well...

    Basically this year, there was talk about cops and shit gonna try and stop all the underage drinking at JMU. Kids were all "u mad" and started shouting shit and throwing beer cans at the cops.

    Bad idea.

    Riot police show up, start trying to diffuse situation. Coolers start getting thrown, people starting fires. I was pretty drunk, and was laughing the whole time.

    Rumors are that a girl fell off a deck and got paralyzed this weekend. A bunch of drunk JMU guys started the rioting, and people got hurt.

    So in conclusion: I know we won't be having springfest next year. The cops will make damn sure of that.
  8. 2010-04-12 21:35 #68
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    cool story bro
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    wonder what the paralyzed chick looked like
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    she might look alright but I hear she has a real stiff personality
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    because of the paralysis
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    I can see why people like you
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    because of my looks?
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    you are the only person that can get a laugh with PG humor here
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    out of me anyway
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    some say it's only G rated humour
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    Quote Originally Posted by Titanss View Post
    wonder what the paralyzed chick looked like
    a hot little chick with a hot little snatch
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blarg View Post
    some say it's only G rated humour
    what's your secret?
  19. 2010-04-12 21:52 #79
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    Quote Originally Posted by Titanss View Post
    what's your secret?
    you're the only one that laughs
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    Quote Originally Posted by Klutz View Post
    Ok, here it goes. Well...

    Basically this year, there was talk about cops and shit gonna try and stop all the underage drinking at JMU. Kids were all "u mad" and started shouting shit and throwing beer cans at the cops.

    Bad idea.

    Riot police show up, start trying to diffuse situation. Coolers start getting thrown, people starting fires. I was pretty drunk, and was laughing the whole time.

    Rumors are that a girl fell off a deck and got paralyzed this weekend. A bunch of drunk JMU guys started the rioting, and people got hurt.

    So in conclusion: I know we won't be having springfest next year. The cops will make damn sure of that.
    jmu needs to learn2quadfest

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sR5n2O9G-X4
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