She Asked Me to Marry Her, and I Laughed

[Abandon]

Start introducing yourself to bitches as such.

I might have to. This is something I need to start working on.

[Abandon]

oh god

hey man, as he put it, he's gotta get his rocks off somehow

[Callisto]

tell him to mix that shit up and at least go lefty every now and then

[Abandon]

or go outside and try?

[Ohaigaiz]

i can curl 65 lbs in one arm and only 25 in the other

[Charismatic]

She never even added me so you've still one upped a nigga

[Charismatic]

boy am I late

[Abandon]

actually, i went out last week with him, and a girl kept asking him for a lighter. he was drunk at this point and turns and says to her "you know, the only reason i keep giving you my lighter is because you have great tits" and he took her home 20 minutes later.

[Abandon]

i stayed to finish drinking, as i was drinking on his tab, and i'll be damned if i leave before last call.

[Callisto]

or go outside and try?

not like I'd know, I need 2 hands so it keeps me ambidextrous

[Abandon]

oh hoho, isn't someone being cockstrong

[Ryko]

THe moob is larger on the wanking arm side, it's inconsistent.

[Ohaigaiz]

ryko stop joking around we all know you're that black guy from the old spice commercial

[Ryko]

Working on it, voice and all.

[Abandon]

i saw that commercial for the first time last night while hangin wit mah bunny, shit was awesome.

[Ohaigaiz]

I'M ON A HORSE

[Callisto]

We needed a fresh sticky anyways, this shit's staying up top for a while

[Abandon]

dawww <3

[Ryko]

Shit's weird. My stomach's gone but the moobs are still there so in a T shirt I look like I'm drawn by Rob Liefeld

[Abandon]

although this is nothing more than a monument to my already in question promiscuousness.