She Asked Me to Marry Her, and I Laughed

[Ryko]

There was never any question

[Abandon]

which isn't even really all that bad.

[Callisto]

although this is nothing more than a monument to my already in question promiscuousness.

you better start swangin' til you deploy then, we don't want to be let down here

[Abandon]

i am not a whore, i just chase white women. to get stats like me, you gotta get shot down a LOTTTTTTTTTTT

[Abandon]

actually, i do indeed have a story about... shit, was it friday night? dont remember, i was drunk

[Ryko]

I started with that approach a bit ago instead of waiting for shit to just happen, which somehow worked out a lot more than I had anticipated it would.

[Seanr]

i am not a whore, i just chase white women. to get stats like me, you gotta get shot down a LOTTTTTTTTTTT

I don't get shot down, cuz I don't even bother trying. I know bitches like confidence, but I'm often unsure of what the fuck they want from me. So I just let them hang all over me til they lose interest. I often let a lot of pussy pass me by this way.

[Callisto]

i am not a whore, i just chase white women. to get stats like me, you gotta get shot down a LOTTTTTTTTTTT

bitches, confidence, etc. Volume is always the best strategy.

[Abandon]

Went out with an old friend i hadn't seen since high school, and so we first went to this nice steakhouse, and sat and drank long island iced teas and talked about what we've been doing since, yadda. well, some old marine sits next to me, so we start bullshitting and the entire bar gets sucked into our convo. then some retired navy guy sits on the other side, and that's when we decide to leave (haha)

so we go to another bar not too far, maybe a 2 minute drive. we're just chillin at the bar, still just talkin, when a dude we knew from school walks up, i guess he does some mma fighting. we're talking with him, and a gang of girls that watch him fight come up to meet us. They get to talking to us, and somehow we get on the topic of manga/anime. (this is when it gets funny)

I finally gain some clarity of mind, and we're at my house, and i've got the naruto manga pulled up and she's sucking me off while reading. I love Texas.

[Ryko]

I don't get shot down, cuz I don't even bother trying. I know bitches like confidence, but I'm often unsure of what the fuck they want from me. So I just let them hang all over me til they lose interest. I often let a lot of pussy pass me by this way.

Shut up you pretty little bitch, some of us don't got that milk chocolate bullshit going on. A good number of us are on that molasses status, either in color or in blobbiness.

[Abandon]

i don't even think it's confidence, I think it's my sense of humor. Then again, being ballsy enough to say some of the shit i do takes confidence.

[Callisto]

Went out with an old friend i hadn't seen since high school, and so we first went to this nice steakhouse, and sat and drank long island iced teas and talked about what we've been doing since, yadda. well, some old marine sits next to me, so we start bullshitting and the entire bar gets sucked into our convo. then some retired navy guy sits on the other side, and that's when we decide to leave (haha)

so we go to another bar not too far, maybe a 2 minute drive. we're just chillin at the bar, still just talkin, when a dude we knew from school walks up, i guess he does some mma fighting. we're talking with him, and a gang of girls that watch him fight come up to meet us. They get to talking to us, and somehow we get on the topic of manga/anime. (this is when it gets funny)

I finally gain some clarity of mind, and we're at my house, and i've got the naruto manga pulled up and she's sucking me off while reading. I love Texas.

BELIEVE IT

[Abandon]

yeah, fuck you nigga, bein all pretty an' shit. If I looked like you, I'd have more diseases than I'd know what to do with.

[Ryko]

If I looked like seanr I would walk lopsided with all the bitches hanging off my nuts.

[Chun Liroy]

Nice, Sticky. And old spice commercials are the best. p-p-p-p-p-p-power.

[Callisto]

from what I heard you already walk funny

[Callisto]

ryko's nuts are so big he looks like he's carrying two shopping bags with a cantaloupe in each

[Abandon]

If I looked like seanr I would walk lopsided with all the bitches hanging off my nuts.

^

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

this was like riding one of those crazy water slides at adventure island

[Ryko]

from what I heard you already walk funny

In even the fattest of times I've only had an exquisite gait.


No homo.