She Asked Me to Marry Her, and I Laughed

[Conrad]

Nothing as first inning out of the park like that but it's a consistently good thread.

Incidentally, the Phillies won today.

[Abandon]

good read through and through, good work done by all.

[Mertron]

then i shall read this while i clog my chest with the two double downs i have

[Abandon]

about to go drink a fresh fruit smoothie i did via blender and see if i can get the hot cougar next door to talk to me, brb in ~5

[Charismatic]

I'm looking at you Domon.

Damn kid, why you gotta do this?

[Kyo]

I missed all the fun, but god damn good work on page 1.

Also, Keith, Lyn is yours.

That bitch is still on notice.

[Seanr]

6000 more pushups or some shit and consistency or something. As long as theyre pretty much gone when the party rolls around.

I wish i had the motivation to even do a thousandth of that...

[Kyo]

Nigga you can do 6 pushups.

[Ryko]

I missed all the fun, but god damn good work on page 1.

Also, Keith, Lyn is yours.

That bitch is still on notice.

Kyo transfered that notice like a boss.

[Seanr]

I never said I couldn't... I just don't give a damn to do them. I have no meat to work out. I weigh like between 145~155.... most i've ever weighed was 160.

[Mertron]

i was born in 79, fucking youngins

the shot at mcnabb was not necessary

i love keyboard cat

more details as they come in

[Kyo]

Kyo transfered that notice like a boss.

I had to put in some work, got tired of the bullshit, jerked that fucking pedestal right out from under her ass.

[Trichocyst]

The other night Keith IM'd me describing the only kind of woman he could ever marry. He may have been drinking:

Keith (3:21:12 AM): hmm
Casey (3:21:18 AM): Drunk>
Casey (3:21:19 AM): ?
Keith (3:21:22 AM): yup
Keith (3:21:25 AM): very
Keith (3:21:38 AM): omg
Keith (3:21:42 AM): drunk
Keith (3:22:03 AM): my dog barked at me
Keith (3:22:09 AM): because
Keith (3:22:23 AM): theres a white girl layong next to me right now
Keith (3:22:40 AM): but
Keith (3:23:11 AM): Civ4 comes before me desreoting her lady parts
Keith (3:23:19 AM): destroying
Keith (3:23:29 AM): i told her this
Casey (3:23:35 AM): lol
Keith (3:23:36 AM): and she agreed
Keith (3:23:38 AM): lol
Keith (3:24:08 AM): omh, the cutest thing ive ever brought home
Keith (3:24:30 AM): hmm
Keith (3:24:34 AM): well'
Casey (3:24:37 AM): Yeah?
Keith (3:24:54 AM): mah ballz are preoccupied now
Keith (3:25:01 AM): with her mouth
Keith (3:25:06 AM): good ol texas
Casey (3:25:10 AM): Indeed
Keith (3:25:48 AM): i to.,d her i was gonna go home and watch naruto
Keith (3:26:02 AM): she said, and i quote
Keith (3:26:21 AM): " have you vseen the new one?"
Casey (3:27:40 AM): lol.
Casey (3:27:41 AM): Nice.
Casey (3:27:47 AM): I can see why your balls are in her mouth.
Keith (3:29:15 AM): \yarr

[Abandon]

hahaha

[Mertron]

k the rest of the thread kinda died down after that

one double down is done, it hurts in the best way imaginable

now for round two - grilled

[Ryko]

Naruto sucked the second Sasuke grew pie dough wings. That's it.

[Kyo]

Felt good to come off bitch status, thats for sure, dont like being a niggas notice list, shit aint cool.

[Abandon]

i need to stay off of aim when im drunk

[Abandon]

dont hand her to me, man, do not want.

[Charismatic]

Naruto sucked the second Sasuke grew pie dough wings. That's it.

I won't lie, I felt the same yet for some reason within the last month or so I decided to catch up.
Killer Bee makes up for all the bullshit between then and his first appearance.