She Asked Me to Marry Her, and I Laughed

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

everybody put your hands in the air it feels like you're flying when the coaster goes back down

[Callisto]

I'm not one to mod spam threads but I may need to protect my investment here

[Callisto]

fuck I need some way to like make this thread cross-referenced with that one with that guy getting turned down by a girl before a test and make that one redirect to here like THIS IS HOW REAL NIGGAS PUT IT DOWN

[JigglyJam]

where the fuck are you pulling bitches, not elephants, in with naruto shit?

[Seanr]

i could get my chick to watch naruto... i'm sure there's a few sexy bitches who like such things. you just gotta know where to look.

[Callisto]

hint: look underneath Abandon's balls

[Seanr]

I'd rather not...

[Mertron]

if abandon has sexy white bitches stowed under his balls ill take a gander

[Mertron]

but he sure as fuck better have them under there

[Mertron]

no homo

[Seanr]

I'd only look if Summer Glau was under there.

[Seanr]

I know she wouldn't be though.

[Seanr]

my princess is not that type of lady.

[Callisto]

she doesn't like Naruto?

[Seanr]

Im sure she loves Naruto, but she does not hang around under seamen's balls

[Seanr]

My little muffin?
http://techlahore.files.wordpress.co...ronicles-1.jpg

[Seanr]

i googled her. that is a weird looking woman.

I dunno.. maybe that's why i like her. My first exposure to her was in Terminator show, and thought she was sexy as hell for some reason. Literally the only white woman I can say i'm legitimately attracted to and it not just being pussy.

[Mertron]

its something about the shape of her head but i cant quite put my finger on it

but i still say yay.

[Marcicus]

My little muffin?

7/10

[Marcicus]

also normally i wouldn't read through 13 pages of a thread but god damn it was amazing.