She Asked Me to Marry Her, and I Laughed

[LinktheDeme]

LOL WTF I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD FOR SOMETHING ON AN INTERNET FORUM.

what show is this?

[LinktheDeme]

the youtube comments are so awesome too

" I will create a BMP to hack into the worlds water supply using MS Paint."

" i will use Mario Paint to take over the sattelites"

" I'll sharpen a pencil using an electrical socket and see if I can get his Social Security number."

[LinktheDeme]

THE GUI TO TRACK THE KILLERS IP HAS BEEN COMPLETED

[#686578]

Those are identical to what she said ohgodlol

[Charismatic]

DUDE I HAVE BEEN SCREAMING ABOUT VALKYRIE PROFILE: COVENANT OF THE PLUME IN IAS FOR THE LAST WEEK SOLID

I don't know what this covenant stuff is but I know that I like Lenneth Valkyrie.

[Charismatic]

I probably shouldn't be saying this because Lenneth isn't real and you are... also you have the power to ban and she doesn't but...


If I saw you and her sprawled out naked, I'd probably have to go with the Goddess.

[Ryko]

Worst part about not being in the office anymore is the longest conversation I got into with the bitch down in QA was when I was leaving.

[Priran]

I don't know what this covenant stuff is but I know that I like Lenneth Valkyrie.

You still haven't explained what the fuck you were talking about.

[isladar]

I don't know what this covenant stuff is but I know that I like Lenneth Valkyrie.

DUDE it's for the DS and it's fucking awesome because it is the MOST METAL OF DS GAMES because you bathe in the blood of your enemies and then sacrifice your dude mangs to unleash the fucking fury and it's brutal as fuck

It's rated T for holy fuck there've been like five cold-blooded murders just in the regular plot not counting the unholy slaughter you propagate just by doin' your thang

[Alleya]

Best part of Black & White was dropping children into potpourri bowl of blood sacrifice.

[Charismatic]

If this isn't in it, it's not worth my time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMmsRQ-NehY

[Dmitry]

This thread was only worth reading for that youtube video.

[Rocl]

This thread was only worth reading for that youtube video.

It shall be engraved upon your soul

[Tsutsumiko]

It shall be engraved upon your soul

I do so love me some Megan Hollingshead

[Colenzo]

real men are born in 1987

this

[Abandon]

phone call i received. However, deserves backstory first.

So the night I got to Florida, my homeboy picks me up from the airport, and i go to his place to shower and change. He tells me we're gonna go see his girl, and I ask where she works. He sez "strip club down the street." So i says cool, get me to an ATM, lets make it rain.

We get to the club, and i meet his girl. face kinda busted, but fat ass, and she's chill as fuck. So we're there, and I'm not quite feeling the place yet. Some decent girls, but the music ain't quite there yet, and the place is kinda quiet. So we start drinking. About 2 hours in, a girl comes storming out of the back room. She's got a black eye. Apparently, one girl called her fat, so she tried to choke the bitch. the girl, in turn, punched this bitch in the eye, and proceeded to get stomped on by 3 other girls.

So they toss her out, and the other girls are all crunk as hell. (this is a white girl club, yall know how i do)

So the music gets better, the girls start doin shit on the poles, and i decide to find me a girl to tip. First girl is taller than me, but i'm buzzing at the time, and she's got heels on, so i figure we're about the same height. So I walk up, and start tossin dollars. I get through, and return to my spot. She comes up to me 20 minutes later asking if i want a dance. I politely declined, as this bitch has me beat in height by at least 5 inches.

So I'm talking to my homeboy's girl, and she's like "someone needs to tip, (we'll call her rose), and i ask why. "she's my baby daddy's niece" so i ask her to point her out to me. Short girl, about 5'4, thick thighs, nice tits, a solid b cup. cute in the face, obviously Keith Cream material. So I approach her as she walks by, and she's visibly upset. "what's wrong?" "that bitch tried to choke me, so i punched that ho in the eye" homegirl is down like that? Cool, this bitch is gettin some money. So i hand her about 10 bucks since i didn't tip her when she danced. she thanked me, gave me a kiss on the cheek. She smelled my cologne when she did this, and then proceeded to lick me up my neck to my ear, and bite. Game time, niggas.

So I tell her "you lookin good, girl. when you go up next?" and she replies with somethinglike 20 minutes or so. I say cool, if you wanna holla, i'll be right here makin some of that booze back there go away. About 45 minutes later, she goes up. I go to tip, and i think i threw 80 dollars at this girl, and just walked off. I didn't stay for a show, or nuthin. Went back to my seat, finished drinking my L.I Iced tea. Baller. She comes by, mad that i didn't stay. "I had already decided I was gonna give you money, didn't even need to see you dance." She asked why, and i told her i might tell her if she gives me a dance. So we proceed to head to VIP. We're back there, probably an hour, some of it talking, and the rest of it with her tits in my mouth, snatch within a tongue's length away, her bitin on my dick through my jeans, etc. They call last call, and she happens to be biting on my jeans, so i say "you spendin a lot of time there, you want something?" so she pulled me out and gave me head worthy of a fucking medal, go eat shit and die, michael phelps. We leave, and i guess my homeboy's girl gave her my number.

Fast forward to today. i'm chillin in the single sailor center, fuckin wit yall here and trolling Leroy on fb. "Hey, what you doin?" "who the fuck is this?" "rose" (remember, i changed her name, i'm a good writer like that, don't be jealous.) "Oh, just chillin on base, what's up?" She says to come down to the bar because they have some guest dancers, and so she wants to hang out, have some drink, whatever. "funny enough," I say, "my group is about to head to your club to celebrate our last weekend in town."

So I'm leaving in about half an hour to gets mine.

inb4 cool story bro

[Kiarax]

http://i42.tinypic.com/24vi3ht.jpg

[Colenzo]

I totally read all that, thats baller lol

[Chun Liroy]

I resent that. There was no trolling going on. You'll miss me etc. Go get em tiger. (pun intended)

[Abandon]

silly niggerfaggot