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  1. #421
    Canadian Fury
    MANITOBA IS NOT A REAL PLACE

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    it means science happened

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    DEUS VULT
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    I need some clarification on the bitch who was categorized as too tall for you because this has serious ramifications for us

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    Relic Horn
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    Quetzalcoatl

    Damnit... Keith Cream puttin in work and I was just puttin in ol regular work today. ~_~

  4. #424
    You think this is the real Dmitry?
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    Ifrit

    Work = paying someone to suck your dick?

  5. #425
    Relic Horn
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    Quetzalcoatl

    No, I was painting railings, installing curtain rods, and installin an amp and subwoofers in a friends car.

  6. #426
    You think this is the real Dmitry?
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    Ifrit

    Meant Abandon lol

  7. #427
    Relic Horn
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    o

  8. #428
    Black Guy from Predator.
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    The Immortal Bill Duke

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    Quote Originally Posted by isladar View Post
    I need some clarification on the bitch who was categorized as too tall for you because this has serious ramifications for us
    height requirement doesn't apply to you, baby

  9. #429
    Black Guy from Predator.
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    The Immortal Bill Duke

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    The cookout was chill. Sat around and played xbox while the girls cooked, then we all ate. We then struck up a MIGHTY game of spades, and my team won by ~80. They all decided to get high at this point, so they then pointed me towards the vodka and cranberry juice. After we were all satisfied, we started a bonfire and sat around telling jokes/ripping on each other. One dude thought it'd be a great idea to chug 4 redlines, so he ended up puking. another decided to drink way past his limit (~5 beer) and ended up passing out on his feet, falling to the ground, and sleeping exactly where he hit for 9 hours. I ended up playing ODST with a stoned college kid until 6 in the morning while finishing what vodka i could while maintaining enough visual goods to play with style.

    Left there and went to check on my gal here, and am now back at base typing this shit out to you fucksticks. Tonight we go to the bar to get my buddy some strange, as he deploys on Wednesday. good times.

  10. #430
    23 years old
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    Sounds like a fantastic weekend

  11. #431
    If I screw up again Im gone forever.
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    Were the women cooking in only aprons and nothing else?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Abandon View Post
    We then struck up a MIGHTY game of spades, and my team won by ~80.
    Hells yea! I ran wheels on somebody ass today! I got my first boston on friday

  13. #433
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    Apparently Spades is a nigga game because my family goes hard at that game too, but none of my white friends know what it is.

  14. #434

    Sweaty Dick Punching Enthusiast

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    Did you just fall in love with a stripper?
    http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a3...lahKay/son.jpg

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    Banned.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AidenCarby View Post
    Did you just fall in love with a stripper?
    itt virgins think having a one night stand = falling in love

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    Banned.

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    also, border patrol

  17. #437
    If I screw up again Im gone forever.
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    itt: white faggot not understanding black lyrics.

  18. #438
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    you honestly think that went over my head? stupid nigger

  19. #439
    I would prefer not to.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Silentleroy View Post
    Apparently Spades is a nigga game because my family goes hard at that game too, but none of my white friends know what it is.
    no.

    im all up on the nils and double nils

    in fact, i think i have never played spades with a man of the african persuasion

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    Quote Originally Posted by Derock View Post
    Cribbage is a real man's game.
    gtfo, but word.

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