Gays and Ivve

[Mertron]

funny-ish story

after that statistics class i still needed some kind of math requirement

so i took math for the liberal arts

let me tell you something

the class was full of full out RETARDS

the professor, no shit, gave out awards at the end of the 4 sections during the semester to the person with the highest grade for that section

the first two sections i won the award with like, 99.5% averages

and both times he like, at the end of the section is like, "AND THE PERSON WITH THE HIGHEST GRADE AVERAGE FOR THIS SECTION IS MERTRON"

the first time he did it i was like, oh, wtf...then made me come up to the front of the class to hand me some peice of paper he made in paint or something, and said "lewl you can hang that on your fridge lewl"

the second time he did it i was like COME ON CAN SOMEONE ELSE HERE BE SMART THIS IS FUCKING EMBARASSING and he did the whole fridge joke again

so the last two sections i intentionally, intentionally, got questions wrong on his exams because I was tired of being humiliated in front of the class

so like, at the end of the fourth section, during class when he gave someone else his crappy certificate of nerdiness, he was like, "wow i didnt think mertron would not get all the awards this semester, what happened"

and i was like, I DID THIS SHIT ON PURPOSE, THIS IS FUCKING DUMB IM NOT 10 MOTHERFUCKER (loosely paraphrased)

i forgot what i was talking about

[Mertron]

also, i was sandbaggin, i took calc and physics in highschool and had ap credits, but i needed one more math because they make you take one at their school

so i was all "set notation and logic and graphs and shit? pfffffffffftttttttttt" and tutored this one hot bitch in the class i only got a handjob from in return

[Rocl]

you have self-esteem issues he was trying to correct

[Mertron]

this was back when i had more confidence obviously

[Day]

All I learned from this thread is that Gender Rhetoric is the only real Kuya troll.

[Day]

ps men wearing makeup is gay, stop it.

[Kuya]

I like how you capitalized both words to convey the importance of this discovery.

[Day]

Oh that's part of my Ohaiguyz Trolling Technique.

[Kuya]

It's all in the technique, is what i say!

[Ohaigaiz]

Oh that's part of my Ohaiguyz Trolling Technique.

you don't know shit

[Ksandra]

way late to the thread, and stopped about page 5, but wanted to say fuck you people for commenting on #'s weight. This is why you can't have nice things.

Squishy on men is always awesome for cuddling. I'd dated boney, skinny guys, and one 6-pack guy. NOT COMFY. Men should be pillows, fuck the haters.

[Day]

you don't know shit

oh man trolled

[Ohaigaiz]

oh man trolled

really? you don't even know what trolling is

[Day]

no. not really.

[Ohaigaiz]

so you're admitting that you're dumb as a sack of hammers

[Ansems]

shut the fuck up.

[Day]

Not sure how you went from a to b on that one.

[Ansems]

so you're admitting that you're dumb as a sack of hammers

ninja edit, "As dumb as a sack of dicks" I think it was.

[Ohaigaiz]

Not sure how you went from a to b on that one.

not sure why you keep changing up your writing format. you post like a lead licking inbread mother fucker. stop spreading your cancer through spam.

[Day]

i rite how i want to right nigga