Gays and Ivve

[Callisto]

you can't absorb someone's power just by disfiguring them

[Callisto]

didn't think that'd really require explaining

[Ansems]

Numbers, A tan would be nice, buy proactive, it works wonders for me. (I don't have acne but I use it clear my face when ever I get my monthly pimple) and Facial hair might be a option for you if it makes your face less fatter. Cut your hair dude.. you look like you can put a mini top hat in the middle of your head. Also Makeup is good when your going out, not alot. its only good when you know your wearing makeup, its not good when everyone knows your wearing make up.

[Mertron]

Makeup is good when your going out, not alot. its only good when you know your wearing makeup, its not good when everyone knows your wearing make up.

GAME OVER

[Callisto]

except for his shape-shifting powers, how else would he get to look exactly like me?

[Ansems]

Also work your chest a lil

[Callisto]

use this:

[Ansems]

GAME OVER

I'm giving this nigga life protips, nigga. In order to get laid you must look good and confident.

[Callisto]

all other things aside, facial hair and makeup don't mix

[Callisto]

unless you mean like guyliner

[Ansems]

Also, Sup, Mert? you gay yet?

[Callisto]

you don't throw concealer over a beard though, the beard is the concealer

[Mertron]

Look I joke around a lot about the whole men cooking and cleaning shit, thats all in good fun. But if you have a dick and you are putting makeup on for something that isnt acting, you have problems.

This does not apply to creams and shit you need if you have bad skin and such, im talking straight up make-up, that shit is gay. And no, you cant use makeup to cover up bad skin.

[Mertron]

Or you can be emo like Ivve said.

One way or another, you's a bitch.

[Callisto]

pretty sure using makeup to cover bad skin is extremely counter-productive too, from my limited understanding of how skin actually works

[mootsfox]

Did I mention you look like my old roommate?

[Mertron]

pretty sure using makeup to cover bad skin is extremely counter-productive too, from my limited understanding of how skin actually works

If you have bad skin you do not cover it the fuck up with makeup anyway, itll just clog the pores wont it? Change your diet, use some sort of over the counter pads or creams or whatever, or bite the bullet and seek a dermatologist for heavy shit to take care of your problem. MEN DO NOT WEAR MAKEUP.

unless as previously mentioned, they are actors or emos.

[Callisto]

If you have bad skin you do not cover it the fuck up with makeup anyway, itll just clog the pores wont it?

yeah that's exactly what I meant, I think they make high end makeup now that doesn't do shit like that, but if you're a dude who wears makeup I don't think you're really like getting top-shelf revlon shit or w/e

[Ansems]

I do not wear makeup because I also think its very gay but! men with blemishes on the face does not appeal to me and I don't think it appeals to anyone else.
I for example dislike my height, I'm 5'9 and when I go out to impress I wear shoes that make me look taller and my hair also makes me look taller. by that I feel confident and people notice when you're confident, at the end of the night you are more likely to get laid.

[Callisto]

til you take your shoes off and they're like fuck this I didn't sign up for midget sex and they call a cab