Gays and Ivve

[Mertron]

date small bitches, problem solved

[Ansems]

And no, you cant use makeup to cover up bad skin.

Yes you can.. even with a little make up and can see a big difference.

[Ansems]

date small bitches, problem solved

I do

[Mertron]

I'm not saying you cant, im saying you dont

And dont give me any "but you said cant" shit, context clues motherfuckers

[Callisto]

date small bitches, problem solved

fuck no, date 6" women, makes doggystyle virtually guaranteed because it's the only way it won't be super awkward

[Ansems]

In high school I dated a chick that was taller than me. the only chick I ever fell in love with ; ;

[Kuya]

I would also suggest makeup if acne were a real serious appearance issue. However i am not sure if makeup would make the acne worse.

[Kuya]

Perhaps the men (mostly straight men) would be more comfortable if we called it mankup? Seriously though, meaningless gender rules aside, makeup is a bad because it is a hassle and not particularly good for your skin. Those should be the reasons why anyone (who is not a joke) should not like makeup, not because they feel it is not what a men should do.

[Callisto]

there's also the thing about having to learn how to actually apply makeup, and I mean even your mom is going to call you a faggot if you ask for help with it

[Kuya]

I bet you guys also get anxiety attacks if you cross your legs because someone might think you're gay. Seriously cut that shit out.

[Kuya]

kuya out

[Callisto]

define 'crossing your legs', I put my foot up on my other knee all the time, but a full on cross isn't even comfortable enough for it to be an option

[Mertron]

I bet you guys also get anxiety attacks if you cross your legs because someone might think you're gay. Seriously cut that shit out.

Nope, I cross my legs sometimes, sometimes it's comfortable (writing without a desktop comes to mind). Plus I enjoy the sensation of my junk being crushed.

Makeup is still a no.

[Kuya]

In the 21st century, people should really rely on arguments based on practicality when it comes to behaviour and gender and not some arbitrary rules. Is makeup comfortable and healthy? No. That's why it's bad.

[Kuya]

What about wearing skirts? Not particularly good for physical activity and they can be revealing. Unless there is a draft and your balls are sweaty.

[Rocl]

I mean even your mom is going to call you a faggot if you ask for help with it

I asked my mother how to find my dress size. She hung up the phone, called back five minutes latter screamed FAGGOT and hung up again. Then a few minutes later she called back back and we had a real conversation, but sometimes I think she wish she aborted me.

(Not because I'm gay, my mother has stated on countless occasions she longed for a gay son. It's because I'm not gay enough. I have to be fucking wearing make-up, crossing legs, ice skating down the street in a tutu to be enough for her FUCK)

[Callisto]

i just wanted to point out revlon is not top shelf.

this kinda proves my point lol

[Kuya]

However, men in skirts is always the right answer when in comedy.

[Kiarax]

What about wearing skirts? Not particularly good for physical activity and they can be revealing. Unless there is a draft and your balls are sweaty.

Skirts are always good.

[Kuya]

that may be true, but most makeup i believe is formulated for the types of skin and skin conditions women typically have. i think men tend toward being more oily and having larger pores.

See? More practical and rational reasons NOT to use makeup for men. Much better than relying on knee-jerk gender rhetoric.