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  1. 2010-04-13 02:02 #41
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    I didn't say she couldn't have me I just said shit ain't right
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    the wife will just smell yo dick and find out

  3. 2010-04-13 02:50 #43
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    I will see this tomorrow. I hope your reaction was honest, ivve.
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    shame on both of you for not having seen that before, I've posted it like 15 times back when I was listening to it on repeat daily lol
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    you can really understand the symbolism and meaning to the song if you smell your dick at the same time
  6. 2010-04-13 02:57 #46
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    the 'thirty-fo bitches' line always makes me giggle like a schoolgirl
  7. 2010-04-13 02:58 #47
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    I find the smell of my dick when peeing after having cummed earlier to be particularly knarly.
  8. 2010-04-13 02:59 #48
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    like bleach and raw potatoes
  9. 2010-04-13 07:42 #49
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  10. 2010-04-13 11:28 #50
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivve View Post
    i don't want some fucking crazy drama because his wife finds out i'm fucking him. shit sucks dude.
    ^ agreed.


    Equally though, I know like 3 guys who dated a married chick. (Including one got the married chick prego so she got a divorce and married him instead). So it goes both ways. I always pictured the women hooking up with married men are older cougars, whereas the men hooking up with married women are young and want bragging rights (or are just that desperate).
  11. 2010-04-13 12:47 #51
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    I definitely swore off fucking with women who will even consider going after a taken man or cheating on their current with you. By far the dumbest thing I ever did was think that I was some sort of special case and that a girl who left a dude for me wouldn't do the same thing to me, lol. She left me for my roommate while I still lived with the guy, married him, and from what I understand they just got divorced a few weeks ago.
  12. 2010-04-13 15:59 #52
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    She loves the hell out of some bad wine but swears she's not a lush, idk.
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    Also kuya, my mother is pretty cool in very very very metered doses. You'd probably enjoy meeting her initially.
  14. 2010-04-13 16:13 #54
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryko View Post
    She loves the hell out of some bad wine but swears she's not a lush, idk.
    . . .
  15. 2010-04-13 16:14 #55
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    seriously I think I should get my mom to hang out w/ your mom, they'd be best friends
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    Sounds good
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra View Post
    http://serenethechatterbox.files.wor...b-sandwich.jpg

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    Holy shit.

    I need to have a club sandwich for lunch, that looks fucking delicious.
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    EVERYTHING ALWAYS LOOKS BETTER IN PICTURES
  19. 2010-04-13 16:49 #59
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    Initially
  20. 2010-04-13 16:50 #60
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    Yeah she's very much a "who cares if youre even listening" type of person.

    You can probably see where I get it.
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