is there a double down thread yet?

[Knyghtmayre]

if not, why is there not?

[Knyghtmayre]

mertron, recount your epic journey at once

[Akanei]

Fucking thing is salty as fuck.

[Akanei]

I pray Mertron had a better experience.

[SephYuyX]

Some sort of new slang for gays to use?

[Abandon]

SEPH, GET THE FUCK OUT

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

is he still alive?

[SephYuyX]

SEPH, GET THE FUCK OUT

If it's involving gays, I dont want to be in. I dont want to be double downed.

[quannum]

the thread is in the same place at least 2 of yall should be

[Abandon]

if you at least get double-downed by a guy, you'll finally have your first sexual interaction with a human. get out, fag

[Mertron]

oh god its glorious

[Mertron]

let me rephrase

the first one was glorious

[SephYuyX]

if you at least get double-downed by a guy, you'll finally have your first sexual interaction with a human. get out, fag

Crap, you found me out.

[Qalbert]

sheepfucker

[Mertron]

i went original style first, followed by grilled

the original was great, but i could tell by the end there should be no more eating

but i did not like the prospect of reheating the grilled one later, so i manned up and downed it

the grilled was a big ball of grease, it was soaking through the god damned wrapper. I didnt notice just how much salt i had ingested until i was about halfway through, when i began to feel sad in the pants, and in the chest.

[Mertron]

i think i will need to kill myself with beer to restabilize

[Mertron]

perhaps i will write a poem

give me a mo

[SephYuyX]

sheepfucker

Na man, thats too fucking wierd. Emus are where it's at.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

oh man mert we'll miss you bud. you have about 12 hours before that cholesterol puts a quarantine on your arteries

[Akanei]

I regret buying the grilled one. When I got about a third of the way through it triggered my acid reflux.

The original isn't as retching, is it?