Best Race Card Ever Played

[Mizango]

saying she's no racist and, in fact, has many black and Hispanic friends.

lol

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that was hilarious lol

Exactly.

[Aragon of Odin]

My dog absolutely hates these 2 black kids that live in my building, they've been antagonizing him since he was a pup and he'd kill them if he ever got off his tie out.

Other day when I finished walking him I wasn't paying attention and when I opened the lobby door to my building one of them was standing there and I didn't see him, Bruce went straight for him, kid was drinking a slushy and jumped 10 feet back spilling the shit all over himself lol. Hopefully it teaches the fuck a lesson not to antagonize him so much anymore.

[Dimmauk]

racist ass dog

Dogs can sense evil.

[Souj]

King of the Hill already did this episode!

[Callisto]

My cat might be racist but I can't tell because no black people will ever go into a house with a cat in it.

[Abandon]

if it's a longhair, i'll go in. allergic to short-haired ones, though.

[BarthelloSylph]

Man trailers sucked in the 80s.

Holy shit, I watched the trailer (without seeing your post) and said your exact post outloud before scrolling down.

[oldoldman]

Damn nature you scary

[Max™]

H! Some black guy just stabbed a dog in the face, but said the dog was racist, so it's ok, what do you think?



http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/tv/horatio460.jpg

His bark must have been worse than his bite.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4wpEbjDrTU

[Lurking Badger]

My dog mostly barked at people in wheelchairs or people walking oddly, downers and drunks for example. It was very embarrasing.

He was also racist towards black (or just dark) dogs. He had been bitten by a black dog when he was a puppy, and felt threatened by them ever since. Fun thing was that he was black himself, though I guess he never knew that.

[Ivve]

My dog absolutely hates these 2 black kids that live in my building, they've been antagonizing him since he was a pup and he'd kill them if he ever got off his tie out.

Other day when I finished walking him I wasn't paying attention and when I opened the lobby door to my building one of them was standing there and I didn't see him, Bruce went straight for him, kid was drinking a slushy and jumped 10 feet back spilling the shit all over himself lol. Hopefully it teaches the fuck a lesson not to antagonize him so much anymore.

Doesn't it suck so fucking much to know that even though they're the ones who caused a problem with the dog, if the dog were ever to bite them, he's the one who would be put down?

[Ensam]

saying she's no racist and, in fact, has many black and Hispanic friends.

lol

She didn't say that. The quote that mentions that:

"All of my friends are minorities, and the dog has never attacked any of them," said Richard Lopez, 20, a Hispanic who once lived with Tocco and helped take care of Jenna. "She wouldn't harm a fly."

If you're Hispanic and say your friends are Hispanic, are you racist?

[Ivve]

She didn't say that. The quote that mentions that:

"All of my friends are minorities, and the dog has never attacked any of them," said Richard Lopez, 20, a Hispanic who once lived with Tocco and helped take care of Jenna. "She wouldn't harm a fly."

If you're Hispanic and say your friends are Hispanic, are you racist?

Since the census this year has asserted that Hispanic is not a race, yes.

[Khamsin]

saying she's no racist and, in fact, has many black and Hispanic friends.

lol

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that was hilarious lol

Exactly.

To be fair, it was better for her argument than if she had said she had no black or hispanic friends.

She didn't say that. The quote that mentions that:

"All of my friends are minorities, and the dog has never attacked any of them,"said Richard Lopez, 20, a Hispanic who once lived with Tocco and helped take care of Jenna. "She wouldn't harm a fly."

No, she did indeed say that.