2009-10 NHL Playoff Thread: DREAM BIG AND GO BLACKHAWKS MOTHERBITCHERS

[Ishido]

I already announced the Doan thing nitwit, and I don't expect Staal to win (obviously would be tickled if he did), but I'd be cool with Kesler winning. Datsyuk is a jabroni.

Datsyuk is fucking awesome, but he doesn't deserve any awards this year. Only possibilities from the Wings should be Howard for Calder (think he will lose to Myers) and Holmstrom for Masterton (there are probably some others who are better, but there were some retarded nominations).

Also voting was completed before the playoffs afaik, because playoffs are not supposed to factor in to the trophy voting. The "finalists" are actually just the top 3 vote getters.

[Bregor]

Just proves Bruce Bordeau is a fat fucking lard ass who exchanged his soul for a Krispy Kreme. I drafted Theodore in fantasy and rolled with him all year and I remember saying that he'd excel with the motivation in the wake of his son's passing and he did just that, and they pull the carpet out from under him 2 games into the playoffs for the entire team underperforming. Oh well, Varlamov sucks and they'll pay for putting him in.

They see me trollin'

[NynJa]

Just proves Bruce Bordeau is a fat fucking lard ass who exchanged his soul for a Krispy Kreme. I drafted Theodore in fantasy and rolled with him all year and I remember saying that he'd excel with the motivation in the wake of his son's passing and he did just that, and they pull the carpet out from under him 2 games into the playoffs for the entire team underperforming. Oh well, Varlamov sucks and they'll pay for putting him in.

Because an NHL coach really gives a rats ass about your fantasy league when his reality league team is in the playoffs.

[Absolutely Virtue]

Just proves Bruce Bordeau is a fat fucking lard ass who exchanged his soul for a Krispy Kreme. I drafted Theodore in fantasy and rolled with him all year and I remember saying that he'd excel with the motivation in the wake of his son's passing and he did just that, and they pull the carpet out from under him 2 games into the playoffs for the entire team underperforming. Oh well, Varlamov sucks and they'll pay for putting him in.

http://www.sportingnews.com/images/146998/article.jpeg

ITT: Gabby shows Sep's mom his oh face.

[Absolutely Virtue]

While we're on the subject, who knew Sep's mom was black?

[bluefan]

Just proves Bruce Bordeau is a fat fucking lard ass who exchanged his soul for a Krispy Kreme. I drafted Theodore in fantasy and rolled with him all year and I remember saying that he'd excel with the motivation in the wake of his son's passing and he did just that, and they pull the carpet out from under him 2 games into the playoffs for the entire team underperforming. Oh well, Varlamov sucks and they'll pay for putting him in.

This whole statement became null when you said Varly sucks. He's proven his worth, and he's doing so now. Just had a bad regular season due to a fucked up back.

[Sepukku]

While we're on the subject, who knew Sep's mom was black?

Makes me a two-sport threat with Hockey/Basketball then. Think like Chris Drury but not pathetic.

[Sepukku]

This whole statement became null when you said Varly sucks. He's proven his worth, and he's doing so now. Just had a bad regular season due to a fucked up back.

No. He sucks. He cried after the Penguins torched him. Literally. I still have the photo. I'd hardly call holding down the 8-seed for 1 game proving himself post-back injury as well.

[Sepukku]

Man if I was half-black... I can't even begin to say. I'd be open to chicks who like black guys, chicks who like white guys, chicks who don't care but are kinda scared to try a full-black guy, chicks who don't like black guys but want to piss off daddy. PLUS THINK OF THE SCHOLARSHIPS/JOBS I'D GET!!! *AND I COULD FINALLY DUNK!!!!!*

[Abraxas]

im so glad the Flyers are not playing the Pens in this round.

lol

[Sepukku]

http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/738...amovcrying.jpg

Varlamov after his game 7 shelling vs the Pens.

[Selamis]

No. He sucks. He cried after the Penguins torched him. Literally. I still have the photo. I'd hardly call holding down the 8-seed for 1 game proving himself post-back injury as well.

Luongo cried last year after the Hawks torched him for 6 goals and eliminated the Canucks, wouldn't say he sucks. Not comparing him to Varlamov but crying doesn't mean they suck lol.

Now to play Devil's advocate a little...the only reason that the Caps are as high a seed as they are, is because of their offense. Regardless of Theodore or Varlamov playing, the team can afford to have less than stellar goaltending because they can score 4-5 goals a game with ease and get away with it.

If the team doesn't score and your goalie keeps letting in soft goals, then toss out the "he sucks" card. Imo, both Caps goalies are somewhere in the category of above average to good. They're not elite goalies but they're not scrubs either.

[Absolutely Virtue]

In the last ten years how many teams with a "dominant" goalie have won the Cup? Two? Maybe? And if you think Varly was crying after the Pens game, you shoulda seen me crying after the Caps WON the seventh game against the Rangers. Giant, man-sized tears of joy. I was fucking sobbing. That's just how I roll.

[bluefan]

No. He sucks. He cried after the Penguins torched him. Literally. I still have the photo. I'd hardly call holding down the 8-seed for 1 game proving himself post-back injury as well.

Fine, show the photo. Doesn't change a thing.

He's already proven himself. He just needs to play his way and he'll be golden. And he was a complete rookie last year. His first few games in the league was during the play offs and it took everyone by surprise. His stick save on Crosby right at the goal line will forever be etched in my memory.

[Abraxas]

fuck, the flyers would take either Theodore or Varlamov.

you guys should feel lucky.

[Selamis]

But Boucher is playing like he did ten years ago when he was a big deal!

[Callisto]

fuck, the flyers would take either Theodore or Varlamov.

you guys should feel lucky.

we'll give you Huet for a 5th-rounder

[Bregor]

fuck, the flyers would take either Theodore or Varlamov.

you guys should feel lucky.

Truth.

And that Varly picture was fail last year, and it still is. It's sweat. But hey, if it gets you off, sure, he's crying.

[Ishido]

Spoiler: show

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[Callisto]

oh god lol Phil Esposito going off on some Flyers fan who called in saying A) Flyers were guaranteed to win and B) the Preds dominated the Hawks in game 2 and should have won it