I plead the first!

[bossman]

OH MY GAWD 275 CHILDREN SINCE 1984.

[Qalbert]

http://i42.tinypic.com/rvlo2q.jpg

[Max™]

Make sure kids are top heavy, don't cut their heads off beforehand.

Kids can drown in an inch of water, I assume this requires the kid be dumb, or unable to extricate themselves, feel free to delimb the child, but add weight to the upper torso to make sure they remain top heavy.

Also: http://www.4dotranch.com/MT/index.html
http://www.jonco48.com/blog/ISS_20Moust_20trap.jpg
What child can resist a bucket of stagnant water with dead rodents in it?

[bossman]

Is there a crawling baby diagram i can refer to?

[Ivve]

Several things that are now amazing about this thread:

1. In the warning labels posted, they felt the need to represent a black baby and a white baby to prove that babies of all races can be stupid and shitty.

2. In the first warning label posted, the child is clearly in no danger of drowning. They can't even fit their fat fucking head/shoulders/torso in the bucket properly.

3. Qalbert called it a babby.

[Kryssan]

Wow, nice. But Max, you're doing this wrong, its so not like you. The correct response to the question of how would have been something like this:


Wikipedia proves children drown in buckets



I am disappoint.

[Qalbert]

Is there a crawling baby diagram i can refer to?

if its crawling you dont even need the tripwire, it will crawl headfirst into bucket

[Max™]

Wow, nice. But Max, you're doing this wrong, its so not like you. The correct response to the question of how would have been something like this:


Wikipedia proves children drown in buckets



I am disappoint.

[Shatner]

KRRRRYYYYYSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!! !

[/Shatner]

[Ivve]

I think it was much more fun this way.

[AidenCarby]

We can all agree that uber religious people are stupid.

[Kaludneisucks]

SO here are some issues ive been struggling with and the only thing i can think of to solve/ reconcile them is to burn us all away in nuclear..erm or is it nucular.. fire.

Westboro, and similar establishments, are CHRISTIAN churches. Christ was, in fact, a righteous dude. I am not a Christian, but i liked the guy, personally, and i think he and i believe in pretty much the same ideals. But enough about him for now, we'll get back to that.

Extremist christianity is confused. THEY are following a different God, the god of the OLD testament. I like this guy too. This is the god of Smote. YHVH was all about the fire and brimstone and Do as i say and Pillars of salt and No homosexuals and no Sinners. You, Israel, Are My People. Do What I Say Or Be Burned. well, a cursory read thru the O.T. will show you that for the most part they didnt, so he bad cop sent good cop.

Jesus comes strolling along and is all like, ok guys i know that He said this this this and this and that if you dont hes going to burn you all but im here to say this... all those old rules are gone now.. just love each other, O.K.? Baptize yourselves in my name and just ... Be Excellent to each other.


You dont get to pick and choose of you are in a religion. You get the rules of the religion you are in. If you are christian, then you beleive in Christs rules, if you are Jewish<hahaha> then you get the O.T. Gawd. IF YOU ARE CHRISTIAN YOU NEED TO CHILL THE FUCK OUT AND JUST BE COOL TO PEOPLE! Turn the other cheek, judge not, do unto others. Jesus didnt exactly hang with the in crowd, he hung with the sinners drinkers and jokers.. gamblers and robbers like you and me... hi2youDMB. When did christianity become so intolerant.. and Why? it is against the very core of the beliefs they stand for.

What i wanna do is start finding a way of attacking religious institutions legally when they break from their self imposed tenets... maybe have their tax exempt or NPO status removed when their leaders stray.. hmm.. interesting.. thoughts?

[Max™]

What the fuck is this shit, insightful, accurate, honest representation of religion... on my BG?

[Meresgi]

What the fuck is this shit, insightful, accurate, honest representation of religion... on my BG?

Seriously...goddamn Semper Fi Fags

[Acturus]

So, when do they all move to South America and drink the Kool-Aid?

[Melchiah]

These people are truly fucking awful. I believe in free speech, but I also believe that people should be protected under the law from having private gatherings and ceremonies invaded in this manner. You should be able to bury your loved ones without disturbance. This is one of those cases where their rights are encroaching on someone else's life, and that's just not acceptable.

I've always been of the opinion that there needs to be a clause in the First Amendment that protects your right to have your ass kicked for being an asshole while exercising your First Amendment rights.

[Plow]

http://www.cpsc.gov/cpscpub/pubs/250m.jpg

Man, I actually thought to myself "what a shitty way to go."

[Max™]

Fuck, I lost it...

http://www.jestparty.com/sitebuilder...s/clapping.gif

[Rakiel]

Just fyi:

The Westboro Baptist Church people never made it all the way to the mine disaster site. Persistent rumor from one of my coworkers indicates that, when they stopped for gas, they riled up a bunch of coal miners in the nearby diner, and one of the Westboro nuts suffered a broken nose.

Again, only a rumor, but a damn persistent one.

[Kyreth]

These people are truly fucking awful. I believe in free speech, but I also believe that people should be protected under the law from having private gatherings and ceremonies invaded in this manner. You should be able to bury your loved ones without disturbance. This is one of those cases where their rights are encroaching on someone else's life, and that's just not acceptable.

"Rest in peace" should be allowed to be done just that way.