someone diagnose my problem

[Ansems]

all these faggots wishing i was gay so they could get at me sure is flattering

Buddy, I wouldn't spend my wish on some fucking twink.

[Ansems]

all these faggots wishing i was gay so they could get at me sure is flattering

See I would spend my wish on Mert, oh man, the things I would do.

[Marcicus]

OP sounds like he is suffering from a case of bitch nigganess.

unfortunately i don't know what the cure is considering i have never had this problem.

[#686578]

all these faggots wishing i was gay so they could get at me sure is flattering

Misconstruing our statements of facts as somehow us wanting you? Seems to be wish-fulfillment from a closet fag. What an egotistical gay.

[#686578]

Buddy, I wouldn't spend my wish on some fucking twink.

I love twinks, but I am almost positive twinks have to be cute to be twinks.

"An attractive, boyish-looking, young gay man. The stereotypical twink is 18-22, slender with little or no body hair, often blonde, dresses in club wear even at 10:00 AM, and is not particularly intelligent. A twink is the gay answer to the blonde bimbo cheerleader. "
I'd say that definition is pretty accurate, ohai cant be a twink.

[#686578]

I am very interested in the pursuit of twinks

[Conrad]

Not only is it the pursuit but I'm still sticking to the immature women theory. You wouldn't be annoyed by them if they actually challenged and stimulated your thoughts as well as your dick.

Incidentally I haven't met a girl with some substance that wasn't unavailable yet.

[Krye]

You can see the disgust in their eyes when they look at you so you push them far enough away that you can once again pretend that anybody could ever care about you

[Ansems]

hey, faggot.. adam4adam.com thats for you.. since you know.. gay and all.

[Stumblingdrunk]

wasn't unavailable

why would you say this? it hurts my brain

[Conrad]

LITOTES

[Stumblingdrunk]

You keep your litotes to yourself, i do not approve

[Colenzo]

ITT HOMOEZ

[Stumblingdrunk]

Also, that is not actually litotes

[Stumblingdrunk]

there are not varying degrees of unavailable.

[Conrad]

In rhetoric, litotes[1] is a figure of speech in which a certain statement is expressed by denying its opposite. For example, rather than merely saying that a person is attractive (or even very attractive), one might say they are "not unattractive".

AHEM

[Stumblingdrunk]

your definition is inferior

[Stumblingdrunk]

don't make me hit my capslock key

[Stumblingdrunk]

I'm going back to sleep, you think about what you've done skirkle

[Conrad]

Whose little toaster is brave now, eh