In Puerto Rico, these are all the qualities of a leader.
this ownage sounds nice, i will check on it when i get home
I got it. We probably disagree plenty on human sexuality. Since that is where i have my most radical positions.
Yes, i know there's an inuendo in there, shut up.
Kuya is the secretary of penis in PR.
Now why would i be that
Because you handle all penises in the country. So to speak.
That doesn't sound sanitary.
Nothing in third world countries ever is
Look, i don't know what you heard, but in the rest of the world, we just prefer to pretend that sort of thing doesn't exist. We ain't sanfrancisco.
They don't actually think it exists there either, they just glom on to it because it makes their parents mad.
Always a pleasure
The rum always gets them
Goddamn kuya