Tech Support

[Krye]

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i2...s/WTFBLIZZ.png

WHAT THE FUCK BLIZZARD WHAT THE FUCK HOW WAS THAT EVEN TROLLING ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

[Pikarya]

http://www.finallyfast.com/

[Krye]

If I'm going to spend $30 on this you better be damned sure it's going to fix my shit

[Pikarya]

http://www.finallyfast.com/images/fi...eck_bullet.pngInstantly remove all computer errors found
http://www.finallyfast.com/images/fi...eck_bullet.pngReturns your PC to its original high performance
http://www.finallyfast.com/images/fi...eck_bullet.pngExtremely safe and easy to use

Spoiler: show

[Kiarax]

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i2...s/WTFBLIZZ.png

WHAT THE FUCK BLIZZARD WHAT THE FUCK HOW WAS THAT EVEN TROLLING ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

LOL.

http://www.finallyfast.com/images/fi...eck_bullet.pngInstantly remove all computer errors found
http://www.finallyfast.com/images/fi...eck_bullet.pngReturns your PC to its original high performance
http://www.finallyfast.com/images/fi...eck_bullet.pngExtremely safe and easy to use

Spoiler: show

Lol.

[Krye]

http://www.finallyfast.com/images/fi...eck_bullet.pngInstantly remove all computer errors found
http://www.finallyfast.com/images/fi...eck_bullet.pngReturns your PC to its original high performance
http://www.finallyfast.com/images/fi...eck_bullet.pngExtremely safe and easy to use

Spoiler: show

Why would you do this to me I thought I could trust somebody from BG but now I know I can't even let down my guard in my last safe haven

[Krye]

I won't go so far as to say FinallyFast.com is a scam. I will, however, say that it's advertisement on television is completely misleading, and perhaps could even be considered fraudulent by some (by 'some', I mean, well, me and any sane human being who knows anything about computers, at all, even a little bit).

The final verdict for FinallyFast.com is that it does absolutely nothing to help your computer that you could not do yourself absolutely free. In fact, not only does FinallyFast.com not do anything to benefit your computer, but it can actually cause programs to work slower and can install what AVG decided was a TrojanHorse5.hpt on a brand new computer, right out of the box.

Misleading advertising, false claims, erroneous claims against free 'competitors', hard-core sales pushes when you call, software that lies about what it finds on the computer, and TrojanHorse type activity that actually slows down your computer and not speed it up... I think it's safe to say FinallyFast.com is not a good choice for your computer. That is, if you need to use your computer and internet.

If, however, you would like a monitor bookend, an odd computer-shaped brick, or something to use as a coaster, that you pay for with your credit card every month, go ahead and purchase FinallyFast.com. Just don't come back here and complain to me when you do. If you have purchased this service and software, I'd recommend uninstalling it immediately, or take your computer to an authorized service agent you can trust and have them clean it up for you.

That's great mother fucker

[Mertron]

Because life is full of obstacles, and we are just challenging you to overcome these obstacles and become a better, stronger person.

YOU CAN DO IT KRYE

YOU CAN DO ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[Krye]

I JUST WANT TO PLAY A FUCKING VIDEO GAME AND THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD IS AGAINST ME THIS GARBAGE ASS FUCKING COMPUTER USED TO FREEZE EVERY FIVE SECONDS UNTIL I TOOK MY FRIEND'S OLD COMPUTER CASE AND FANS AND RIGGED THIS SHIT UP SO NOW IT DOESN'T OVERHEAT BUT MY INTERNET IS ALL FUCKED UP AND I GET THAT FIXED AND FUCKING MICROSOFT AUTOMATICALLY UPDATES MY SHIT AND BREAKS IT AGAIN SO I FUCKING REINSTALL WINDOWS 7 AND TAKE HOURS DOWNLOADING WOW FROM WORLDOFWARCRACTDOTCOM AND THIS FAGGOT PIKARYA COMES IN WITH SOME SHIT THAT MIGHT FUCK MY SHIT UP AGAIN BECAUSE I TRUSTED HIS DUMB FAGGOT ASS AND I GO TO POST ON THE WOW TECH SUPPORT FORUMS TO ASK FOR HELP AND THEY PERMA BANNED ME JUST BECAUSE I MADE A LIGHT HEARTED THREAD ON MY SERVER FORUMS ABOUT HOW I ACCIDENTALLY BOUGHT THE GOD DAMNED ATTACK POWER NECKPIECE INSTEAD OF THE SPELLPOWER NECKPIECE AND I COME BACK TO BG AND THIS FUCKING TRANNIE IS LAUGHING AT ME AFTER MAKING ME FALL IN LOVE WITH HER AND THEN TELLING ME JK I HAVE A DICK I DON'T NEED THIS FUCKING STRESS RIGHT NOW I HAVE FINAL PROJECTS AND PAPERS DUE NEXT WEEK I JUST GOT OUT OF THE FUCKING DEPRESSION I WAS IN BECAUSE MY GRANDPA HAD A HEART ATTACK AND HE WAS DYING IN THE HOSPITAL AND I JUST WANT TO FUCKING RELAX AND PLAY SOME FUCKING VIDEO GAMES BUT BLIZZARD MADE IT SO IT'S NOT EVEN A GAME ANYMORE BECAUSE THEY WANTED TO TURN IT INTO A FUCKING E-SPORT AND PUT RATING REQUIREMENTS ON GEAR WHICH MADE ARENA PARTICIPATION DROP BY 75% SO I KEEP GETTING CLOSE TO GLADIATOR BUT I CAN'T QUITE MAKE IT THIS GAME IS LIKE A FUCKING JOB I'VE SPENT MILLIONS OF HONOR THIS SEASON BUYING EVERY SINGLE PIECE OF SPIRIT HASTE AND CRIT OFFPIECES AS WELL AS TRINKETS AND THOUSANDS OF GOLD ON THE DOZENS OF GEMS AND ENCHANTS AND SPECIALIZATIONS THAT I'M CONSTANTLY CHANGING TO TRY TO FIND THE OPTIMUM BUILD I JUST BOUGHT A FUCKING RING FOR SEVEN THOUSAND GOLD BECAUSE I WANT A FROSTWYRM SO FUCKING BAD AND THE DAY I BUY THE RING I START GETTING LAG EVEN WORSE THAN BEFORE I'M STARTING TO THINK I MIGHT BE CURSED EVERY CLASS I'VE EVER GOTTEN TO DECENT RATINGS WITH GETS NERFED RET PALADINS ROGUES WARRIORS GOD IS TELLING ME TO SIT THE FUCK DOWN I WANT TO FIGHT BACK I WANT TO SEIZE CONTROL OF MY DESTINY I'VE ENDURED SO MUCH HARDSHIP THROUGHOUT MY LIFE WHEN AM I GOING TO GET A BREAK!?

[Mertron]

yay

[Kiarax]

I still love you Krye.

[Kiarax]

I was laughing with you man.

[Krye]

Laugh with my dick, faggot

[Kiarax]

Well... if you insist.

[Conformity]

yay i love krye and his rants they make me complete!!!!


me and u krye lets drink the new mountain dew cum drink 2gether!

[Tajin]

http://www.lowerping.com/

[Tajin]

I've use it and it does work but fuck paying.

[Pikarya]

Get ATT-based internet (if available in your area) and you'll pretty much achieve the same thing.

[spraysh1t]

I JUST WANT TO PLAY A FUCKING VIDEO GAME AND THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD IS AGAINST ME THIS GARBAGE ASS FUCKING COMPUTER USED TO FREEZE EVERY FIVE SECONDS UNTIL I TOOK MY FRIEND'S OLD COMPUTER CASE AND FANS AND RIGGED THIS SHIT UP SO NOW IT DOESN'T OVERHEAT BUT MY INTERNET IS ALL FUCKED UP AND I GET THAT FIXED AND FUCKING MICROSOFT AUTOMATICALLY UPDATES MY SHIT AND BREAKS IT AGAIN SO I FUCKING REINSTALL WINDOWS 7 AND TAKE HOURS DOWNLOADING WOW FROM WORLDOFWARCRACTDOTCOM AND THIS FAGGOT PIKARYA COMES IN WITH SOME SHIT THAT MIGHT FUCK MY SHIT UP AGAIN BECAUSE I TRUSTED HIS DUMB FAGGOT ASS AND I GO TO POST ON THE WOW TECH SUPPORT FORUMS TO ASK FOR HELP AND THEY PERMA BANNED ME JUST BECAUSE I MADE A LIGHT HEARTED THREAD ON MY SERVER FORUMS ABOUT HOW I ACCIDENTALLY BOUGHT THE GOD DAMNED ATTACK POWER NECKPIECE INSTEAD OF THE SPELLPOWER NECKPIECE AND I COME BACK TO BG AND THIS FUCKING TRANNIE IS LAUGHING AT ME AFTER MAKING ME FALL IN LOVE WITH HER AND THEN TELLING ME JK I HAVE A DICK I DON'T NEED THIS FUCKING STRESS RIGHT NOW I HAVE FINAL PROJECTS AND PAPERS DUE NEXT WEEK I JUST GOT OUT OF THE FUCKING DEPRESSION I WAS IN BECAUSE MY GRANDPA HAD A HEART ATTACK AND HE WAS DYING IN THE HOSPITAL AND I JUST WANT TO FUCKING RELAX AND PLAY SOME FUCKING VIDEO GAMES BUT BLIZZARD MADE IT SO IT'S NOT EVEN A GAME ANYMORE BECAUSE THEY WANTED TO TURN IT INTO A FUCKING E-SPORT AND PUT RATING REQUIREMENTS ON GEAR WHICH MADE ARENA PARTICIPATION DROP BY 75% SO I KEEP GETTING CLOSE TO GLADIATOR BUT I CAN'T QUITE MAKE IT THIS GAME IS LIKE A FUCKING JOB I'VE SPENT MILLIONS OF HONOR THIS SEASON BUYING EVERY SINGLE PIECE OF SPIRIT HASTE AND CRIT OFFPIECES AS WELL AS TRINKETS AND THOUSANDS OF GOLD ON THE DOZENS OF GEMS AND ENCHANTS AND SPECIALIZATIONS THAT I'M CONSTANTLY CHANGING TO TRY TO FIND THE OPTIMUM BUILD I JUST BOUGHT A FUCKING RING FOR SEVEN THOUSAND GOLD BECAUSE I WANT A FROSTWYRM SO FUCKING BAD AND THE DAY I BUY THE RING I START GETTING LAG EVEN WORSE THAN BEFORE I'M STARTING TO THINK I MIGHT BE CURSED EVERY CLASS I'VE EVER GOTTEN TO DECENT RATINGS WITH GETS NERFED RET PALADINS ROGUES WARRIORS GOD IS TELLING ME TO SIT THE FUCK DOWN I WANT TO FIGHT BACK I WANT TO SEIZE CONTROL OF MY DESTINY I'VE ENDURED SO MUCH HARDSHIP THROUGHOUT MY LIFE WHEN AM I GOING TO GET A BREAK!?

LOL QQ MOAR FAGGOT

[Airenn]

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