Randy Newman

[Day]

Drops a better N Bomb than I ever will ; ;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nGw_vAnqPI

Why can't we have songs like this now? I hate you fucking pop radio.

[Alleya]

What gets me is people still think Short People is offensive

[Alleya]

At least I think so, they're all so short I can't really hear them all that well

[Mizango]

Rednecks are never a good thing.

[Day]

What gets me is people still think Short People is offensive

I was just talking about this to my co worker. How the hell could anyone take that song as a serious shot at short people.... quite possibly the worlds biggest wooosh.


By the way Miz here are the lyrics since you won't click on that shit:

Last night I saw Lester Maddox on a TV show
With some smart ass New York Jew
And the Jew laughed at Lester Maddox
And the audience laughed at Lester Maddox too
Well he may be a fool but he's our fool
If they think they're better than him they're wrong
So I went to the park and I took some paper along
And that's where I made this song

We talk real funny down here
We drink too much and we laugh too loud
We're too dumb to make it in no Northern town
And we're keepin' the niggers down

We got no-necked oilmen from Texas
And good ol' boys from Tennessee
And colleges men from LSU
Went in dumb. Come out dumb too
Hustlin' 'round Atlanta in their alligator shoes
Gettin' drunk every weekend at the barbecues
And they're keepin' the niggers down

CHORUS
We're rednecks, rednecks
And we don't know our ass from a hole in the ground
We're rednecks, we're rednecks
And we're keeping the niggers down

Now your northern nigger's a Negro
You see he's got his dignity
Down here we're too ignorant to realize
That the North has set the nigger free

Yes he's free to be put in a cage
In Harlem in New York City
And he's free to be put in a cage on the South-Side of Chicago
And the West-Side
And he's free to be put in a cage in Hough in Cleveland
And he's free to be put in a cage in East St. Louis
And he's free to be put in a cage in Fillmore in San Francisco
And he's free to be put in a cage in Roxbury in Boston
They're gatherin' 'em up from miles around
Keepin' the niggers down

[BadKarma]

LOL How the fuck did you find this?

[Alleya]

btw speaking of short people:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANIj1wfMuK4

LOL How the fuck did you find this?

Dude it's fucking randy newman

[Mizango]

lol Day.

[Mizango]

LOL How the fuck did you find this?

Day is our resident go-to connoisseur on all things white trash. Check out his previous Charlie Daniels work.

[Conrad]

fat man with his kids and dawg
came in through the mornin' fog
hey there, rover! come on over!

red headed lady, reachin' for an apple
gonna take a bite--nope, nope
she's gonna breathe on it foist, wipes it on her bloooooooouse
she takes a bite, chews it once...twice...three times...four times...
saliva woikiiiin'!
she takes a long hard look at randy...(five times)
fat ol' husband walkin' ovaaaaaa

and now they're walkin' down the road
left foot, right foot
left foot, right foot
left foot, right foot

[Day]

Day is our resident go-to connoisseur on all things white trash. Check out his previous Charlie Daniels work.

Actually it's not white trash. The song is actually poking at the hypocrisy of the northern attitude that we are all dumb racists in the south, when racism is everywhere.

[Day]

Mizango I ain't trying to keep you down, you're free to be in a cage in East St. Louis.

[Mizango]

Mizango I ain't trying to keep you down, you're free to be in a cage in East St. Louis.

Oh fuck that shit, too many niggers. Yes niggers, not niggas.

[Day]

Here's other great Newman lyrics. I'm surprised he got away with all this shit. Somebody sing these songs today they get sued or kilt.

Cain slew Abel Seth knew not why
For if the children of Israel were to multiply
Why must any of the children die?
So he asked the Lord
And the Lord said:

"Man means nothing he means less to me
than the lowiliest cactus flower
or the humblest yucca tree
he chases round this desert
cause he thinks that's where i'll be
that's why i love mankind

I recoil in horror from the foulness of thee
from the squalor and the filth and the misery
How we laugh up here in heaven at the prayers you offer me
That's why i love mankind"

The Christians and the Jews were having a jamboree
The Buddhists and the Hindus joined on satellite TV
They picked their four greatest priests
And they began to speak
They said "Lord the plague is on the world
Lord no man is free
The temples that we built to you
Have tumbled into the sea
Lord, if you won't take care of us
Won't you please please let us be?"

And the Lord said
And the Lord said

"I burn down your cities--how blind you must be
I take from you your children and you say how blessed are we
You must all be crazy to put your faith in me
That's why i love mankind
You really need me
That's why I love mankind"

[Mizango]

The first week after I moved to St Louis I accidentally crossed the bridge into East Stl and almost shat myself from all the shanty towns and random niggas that would aggro. Needless to say I never crossed that bridge again over the next 3 years.

Well I did but it was to get to Chicago and not East Stl, which is technically Illinois' trash.

[Mizango]

Actually it's not white trash. The song is actually poking at the hypocrisy of the northern attitude that we are all dumb racists in the south, when racism is everywhere.

I know, I just like fucking with you about Charlie Daniels and your "becareful before some good ol' boys dressed in their finest linens show up at your house" comment.

That is one of the greatest quotes I have ever heard.

[Day]

Haha, and most people think we playin, shit those boys still running round here in my county. Fucking ignorant fucks.

[Day]

The first week after I moved to St Louis I accidentally crossed the bridge into East Stl and almost shat myself from all the shanty towns and random niggas that would aggro. Needless to say I never crossed that bridge again over the next 3 years.

Well I did but it was to get to Chicago and not East Stl, which is technically Illinois' trash.

Yeah I'm pretty sure that's why he picked all those ghetto shit holes. "Niggas aint free, they just in a bigger cage.." type of thing, I bet that shit was profound as hell back in the 70's... maybe not... seems profound to me now.

[Klaatu]

Some of those lyrics are straight up ghetto

[Day]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwwhHI_IMog

Miz this one is perfect for you, it's a satire of slave traders making America sound like heaven.

Maybe Jerseyprophet or mac-master perm can put a hip hop beat to it so you can make it through it.