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  1. #261
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    well they should

  2. #262
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    kinda like spam
    when you pop it out of a can, you can slice it like bread

  3. #263
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    Quote Originally Posted by Klaatu View Post
    kinda like spam
    when you pop it out of a can, you can slice it like bread
    http://s106.photobucket.com/albums/m...annedpizza.jpg

  4. #264
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    too easy drill sergeant

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    I'm hungry

  6. #266
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    late to party, older than the word olde before writing came along.

    would still fuck her.

  7. #267
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    yeah I wouldn't have sex with her because I'm a stud, the other nerds (ha losers) on my dorm are making prank calls and having fun, so I'm going to work a little bit of my join date expertise on these here noobies 8)

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    wait

    its not working oh god uhhh saveface an hero 4chan am I cool yet

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tempyst View Post
    wait

    its not working oh god uhhh saveface an hero 4chan am I cool yet
    go back to sleep

  10. #270
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tempyst View Post
    yeah I wouldn't have sex with her because I'm a stud, the other nerds (ha losers) on my dorm are making prank calls and having fun, so I'm going to work a little bit of my join date expertise on these here noobies 8)
    pretty much summed it all up

  11. #271
    The Mizzle Fizzle of Nikkei's Haremizzle

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    Tempyst is right though, go check out the FoD thread and watch all of the virgins and all of the "no girl gettin' homies" scream DUCK DUCK DUCK on even decent chicks. Shit is hilarious.

    Then again I pull half of you niggas resumes because I find it hilarious. You have no clue how many liars I have found, that shit aint cash or cute.

  12. #272
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    nah, fuck duck that

    i mean, if she somehow trips and lands on my dick then ok. but im putting zero work into that.

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    I've said it before and I'll say it again: I have much higher standards for internet porn than I do for women I actually see and interact with in real life. They're supposed to be the "ideal" for what I want to see, so obviously I'll care more about how they look if they're being paid to be naked and fuck on camera.

    I'm not defending the naysaying virgin dickwads, but that's where I come from on this issue. I keep it real in the real, though; a 606 on the internet can easily be an 819 if I see her in a bar or something (and I'm sober).

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    The Mizzle Fizzle of Nikkei's Haremizzle

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    I feel you, I mean I don't find the bitch in this thread appealing at all. Would I say no if she was on my bed naked? No. Would I actively pursue her or go out of my way to find out her name? Nope.

    Its not just one thing, its a type thing. I have a certain "type" that makes a great jumping off point, everything else falls into place.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizango View Post
    I feel you, I mean I don't find the bitch in this thread appealing at all. Would I say no if she was on my bed naked? No. Would I actively pursue her or go out of my way to find out her name? Nope.
    real talk my nigga

  16. #276
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    Real recognize real.

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    but isn't chasing your "type" gets redundant? One must experiment. Beer goggles or not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizango View Post
    Tempyst is right though, go check out the FoD thread and watch all of the virgins and all of the "no girl gettin' homies" scream DUCK DUCK DUCK on even decent chicks. Shit is hilarious.

    Then again I pull half of you niggas resumes because I find it hilarious. You have no clue how many liars I have found, that shit aint cash or cute.
    Was mostly making fun of that one guy but any internet forum where nerds start rating the attractiveness of ladies you'll see all sorts of ass burgers excuses to call a girl a vapid ugly whore

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    Quote Originally Posted by Klaatu View Post
    but isn't chasing your "type" gets redundant? One must experiment. Beer goggles or not.
    For a novice yes. Trust me, I've been down that road many times and have found precisely what I was looking for. From ages 13-23 my type was "Pussy", anyone that tells you otherwise is a goddamn liar. I know what I like and have it down to a fine art.

    I really shouldnt go into detail unless you want to, you know, look at me in a lesser light.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tempyst View Post
    Was mostly making fun of that one guy but any internet forum where nerds start rating the attractiveness of ladies you'll see all sorts of ass burgers excuses to call a girl a vapid ugly whore
    Real talk man, you called it like you saw it and hit it on the fucking head. Doing the lords work, carry on.

    I'd brofist you if I could.

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