well they should
well they should
kinda like spam
when you pop it out of a can, you can slice it like bread
too easy drill sergeant
I'm hungry![]()
late to party, older than the word olde before writing came along.
would still fuck her.
yeah I wouldn't have sex with her because I'm a stud, the other nerds (ha losers) on my dorm are making prank calls and having fun, so I'm going to work a little bit of my join date expertise on these here noobies 8)
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its not working oh god uhhh saveface an hero 4chan am I cool yet
Tempyst is right though, go check out the FoD thread and watch all of the virgins and all of the "no girl gettin' homies" scream DUCK DUCK DUCK on even decent chicks. Shit is hilarious.
Then again I pull half of you niggas resumes because I find it hilarious. You have no clue how many liars I have found, that shit aint cash or cute.
nah, fuck duck that
i mean, if she somehow trips and lands on my dick then ok. but im putting zero work into that.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: I have much higher standards for internet porn than I do for women I actually see and interact with in real life. They're supposed to be the "ideal" for what I want to see, so obviously I'll care more about how they look if they're being paid to be naked and fuck on camera.
I'm not defending the naysaying virgin dickwads, but that's where I come from on this issue. I keep it real in the real, though; a 606 on the internet can easily be an 819 if I see her in a bar or something (and I'm sober).
I feel you, I mean I don't find the bitch in this thread appealing at all. Would I say no if she was on my bed naked? No. Would I actively pursue her or go out of my way to find out her name? Nope.
Its not just one thing, its a type thing. I have a certain "type" that makes a great jumping off point, everything else falls into place.
Real recognize real.
but isn't chasing your "type" gets redundant? One must experiment. Beer goggles or not.
For a novice yes. Trust me, I've been down that road many times and have found precisely what I was looking for. From ages 13-23 my type was "Pussy", anyone that tells you otherwise is a goddamn liar. I know what I like and have it down to a fine art.
I really shouldnt go into detail unless you want to, you know, look at me in a lesser light.