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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizango View Post
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    lol wut

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ohaigaiz View Post
    lol wut
    I lost my virginity two months before my 13th birthday. She was 15 at the time, all I remember is her nappy black pubs were stabbing my bald plateau. Perhaps that is why I dislike jungle bunnies?

    My apologies sir, but at what age do lesser males lose their virginity?

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    i don't even check the FoD thread anymore, its nothing but random porno bitches.

    i think it'd be more interesting if it was full of borderline bitches. Like the bitch in this thread. i can legitimately see some niggas lovin this bitch and other niggas throwing up in their mouth a little.

    or bitches you'd fuck w/ beer goggles but not sober, or that booty call bitch you don't tell your friends about, or that one with the manface but a real nice body, or that one who only looks good with bangs etc etc.

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    What's funny is I never saw her again after that summer, until I went to HS. Talk about awkward...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizango View Post
    I lost my virginity two months before my 13th birthday. She was 15 at the time, all I remember is her nappy black pubs were stabbing my bald plateau. Perhaps that is why I dislike jungle bunnies?

    My apologies sir, but at what age do lesser males lose their virginity?
    we got a lot in common miz, and by a lot i mean we both lost our virginity when we just became a teenager

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizango View Post
    What's funny is I never saw her again after that summer, until I went to HS. Talk about awkward...
    it wasn't awkward for me, we started dating after we didn't talk for months then saw each other in hs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ohaigaiz View Post
    we got a lot in common miz, and by a lot i mean we both lost our virginity when we just became a teenager

    Same cloth man, same cloth. I mean I wont sit here and say I was just slaying and shit, but I didnt even nut. I just remember wiping goo off of my 2 pubes and not even having a (What I know now) full raging boner, it was more of an "ok wtf do I do next, I know ive seen this in Porkys once" type of a chubby.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ohaigaiz View Post
    it wasn't awkward for me, we started dating after we didn't talk for months then saw each other in hs
    I think she felt like a molester or something to tell u the truth lol. I remember going to 7th grade homeroom for the first time and feeling like a man, despite only having 2 total pubes and a pair of balls that barely dropped.

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    But alas, some of my later conquest and "situations" could make a few people here vomit im sure. So ill not speak on those lol

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    i came in like 30 secs then we proceeded to fuck like 2 more times that night. she was pretty much my best friend. we dated in middle school for like 2 weeks but then just became friends cuz we were interested in other people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tempyst View Post
    Was mostly making fun of that one guy but any internet forum where nerds start rating the attractiveness of ladies you'll see all sorts of ass burgers excuses to call a girl a vapid ugly whore
    Cannot be emphasized for truth enough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ohaigaiz View Post
    i came in like 30 secs then we proceeded to fuck like 2 more times that night. she was pretty much my best friend. we dated in middle school for like 2 weeks but then just became friends cuz we were interested in other people.

    Mine was less than glamorous, we did it for about 10 mins, she went and peed so she wouldn't be pregnant >.> and I went back in the front room waiting for my Grandma to get home. No nut, no nothing. Shit was mad weak, but it opened a pandoras box of drugs induced orgies and for the longest time I had an insatiable appetite for sex, shit was crazy.

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    Fuck or Duck is a flawed rating system. Lots of perfectly fine 3s are going to pushed into the 1-2 category.

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    He's back. Wb!

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    Okay, this thread has inspired me to change my avatar/signature back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tsutsumiko View Post
    Okay, this thread has inspired me to change my avatar/signature back.
    http://images.bluegartr.com/forum/cu...ar32442_45.gif

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizango View Post
    Mine was less than glamorous, we did it for about 10 mins, she went and peed so she wouldn't be pregnant >.> and I went back in the front room waiting for my Grandma to get home. No nut, no nothing. Shit was mad weak, but it opened a pandoras box of drugs induced orgies and for the longest time I had an insatiable appetite for sex, shit was crazy.
    You had a sexual appetite that would make Michael Douglas seem gay?

    http://epguides.com/ChappellesShow/cast.jpg

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