SHIT TYRONE! GET IT TOGETHER!

[Demosthenes]

So I was about to head home from work today. While waiting on my cab, I pulled up my bank account on my phone. -$300+. I raced home and hopped on the computer.

04/20/2010 AT&T PAYMENT -$150.44
04/20/2010 SPRINT8006396111 ACHBILLPAY -$254.07
04/20/2010 CHECK NUMBER 0625 -$366.00
04/20/2010 CHECK NUMBER 0626 -$420.00
04/19/2010 TOUCHTUNES MUSIC-GAMES800-5853021 -$5.00
04/19/2010 BILLMATRIX BILL PAY -$6.95
04/19/2010 CORR BILLING SVS BILL PAY -$100.85

I'm thinking to myself wtf! I don't have sprint or at&t. Bill matrix? Corr Billing? Aww hell nah. Two cheques? Well I guess it is a good thing my bank scans all cheques for online viewing. I click them, and apparently I wrote two cheques to Tyrone Hazel. Get this, the fucker signed "Tyrone" where I'm supposed to sign.
I chortle, call the police. They peel up ,and do the report. I show them the cheque scans and they just laugh their heads off. Two people around me named Tyrone Hazel it seemed. The police call me back about 45 minutes later. Mr Tyrone Hazel, apparently paid for phones and bills in his name with my account. "We are picking him up as we speak."
I start social investigation. Apparently he is acquainted to me six people deep. He was over at my house with a friend of a friend of a friend (etc) of a housemate, while I was out. Get this... Mr. Hazel, went to my Highschool. He was a year beneath me. We have one mutual friend on facebook.
I'm sipping Crown Royale right now, knowing my bank will refund my shit when I get there in the morning, while Tyrone gets to eat cheese sandwiches in lock-up. Shit is so cash.

I THINK YOU BETTA CAAAAAALLL TYROOOOOONE! (CALL HIM!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55PhNRjrZ4E

[Mertron]

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yeah i know, thatsthejoke

[Mertron]

hey i just realized

check out tui on the left

bitch has a smiley face on her face, AND a smiley face where her name is

bitch really loves smiley faces

[Linliel]

oh wow lol

[Demosthenes]

I was down -1500, I'm betting there is a $100 still waiting to clear.

[Genosync]

too bad that even if you sue him for identity theft he probably has no money anyway since he's stealin' yours. at least you'll get your money back

[Demosthenes]

how could you bust on a fellow black man like that? seriously, you went to the cops?

It's ok, the cops were black.

[Mertron]

how could you bust on a fellow black man like that? seriously, you went to the cops?

Uh, I just re-read the whole story, at no point does he ever mention Tyrone is black.

Are you saying the only people named Tyrone in this world who steal shit, are black?

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[Demosthenes]

He is definitely black.

[Airenn]

Uh, I just re-read the whole story, at no point does he ever mention Tyrone is black.

Are you saying the only people named Tyrone in this world who steal shit, are black?

Ironically, Stephen Colbert's middle name is Tyrone, but I don't think he steals anything but people's dignity


also, lol@story

[Conrad]

This thread reminded me that I got paid today. Thanks Demo!

[Conrad]

Time to transfer money to my savings account in order to accrue more interest?

[Conrad]

Use the savings to pay off my student loans so I can get out of debt without spending massive amounts on the interest from the loan?

[Conrad]

Perhaps I will make it rain on the loan officer

[Akanei]

It's really the only time it feels truly satisfying.

[Seanr]

did the nigga not think he was gonna be found out.. shits dumb man

[AoE]

did the nigga not think he was gonna be found out.. shits dumb man

I love when my friends joke with me about how they would steal something and I proceed to totally shut them down on why they would get caught.