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    American Vampire

    http://i44.tinypic.com/55jtvr.jpg

    It any good? or more of the same vampire bullshit?

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    http://i.blogads.com/285404643/img.g...aa8e2e11b91ed0

    You need this. Just listen to this copy:

    Forbidden romance, a ruthless social scene, and unspeakable nighttime rituals. St. Vladimir's isn't just any boarding school - it's a vampire academy. 5 irresistible books to sink your teeth into.



    SOLID. GOLD.

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    sounds like the american version of vampire knight >.>

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    How can you not read something called Vampire Academy?

    It might even be as good as My Immortal!
    http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/chapters122.htm

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    “Hey Ebony!” shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Draco Malfoy!

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    The only way women should factor into vampire stories is as food, not as romantic interests.

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    Or as sexy vampires who are naked most of the time.

    Still no romantic interests.

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    You just about killed the vampire genre.

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    And nothing of value was lost.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivve View Post
    you might like anne rice
    Interview with the Vampire was good.

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    But they never actually fuck on screen, so all is well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivve View Post
    the joke is that her vampires are gay
    thanks

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    if i need more lulz, ill read some family circus, thank you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivve View Post
    i must admit, i was disappointed.
    SORRY JEEZ

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    vampires ARE gay

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivve View Post
    not you personally GAWD

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivve View Post
    related issue: my desktop is currently alexander skarsgard
    Is that Eric?