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  1. #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by Colenzo View Post
    WHY DO YOU EXIST!?

    WELL Y'ALL HAVATA ASK MAH MOMMA VENNI AND MAH PAPA OMFG YO CUZ DEMS THE ONES THAT DID THE WILD THANG.. YA KNOWS... DEM UPSIDEDOWN INSIDER OUT TANGO YO BUT IN DEM BED WITH SOME MUSICS OF LUVS...... WELL THATS WHAT THEY DONE TELLS MEH YO




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    MAH PAPA AND MAH MUMS I AM THE BABIE GALKARS IN DEM MIDDLE YO!

  2. #22
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    Man shut the fuck up.

  3. #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryko View Post
    I mailed that thing today BRP. It's addressed to The BRB but the second b is crossed out and replaced with a P. I'm pro.
    I'm all giddy. I hope it gets here without problems. I really need a hit of crack.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Colenzo View Post
    I got drunk with a buddy of mine after not eating for 2 days in a row. We then went back to our other friends house and smoked. We went outside to have a cigarette and I literally just collapsed face first like you just described. Then I kind of just laid there for a few mins before sitting up in indian-style.
    I love doing that. You faceplant, close your eyes and chill for a second, then sit back up and feel great.

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    I remember the first time I faceplanted.












    It was the first time I tried Dance Dance Revolution.

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    When I was in middle school I faceplanted into a mud puddle whilst trying to impress a girl.

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    I once tried to climb down my bunk-bed ladder upside down. My chin hit every bar on the way down. Didn't even hurt that much despite landing directly on my nose.

  9. #29
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    one time i was at work sitting in my office chair, and someone came into the office so i got up to see what was up, and my leg was apparently asleep, so when i got around to getting my weight on the second leg i collapsed in a heap, and the person who came in was like wtf

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mertron View Post
    one time i was at work sitting in my office chair, and someone came into the office so i got up to see what was up, and my leg was apparently asleep, so when i got around to getting my weight on the second leg i collapsed in a heap, and the person who came in was like wtf
    Your avatar finally makes sense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mootsfox View Post
    Your avatar finally makes sense.
    your avatar makes no sense

    so there.

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    True but get the fuck out.

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    Start it up, i'll be right with you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivve View Post
    does falling up some stairs count?
    Did you ever try to go downstairs on your hands and feet upside down oh God that is terrible I get dizzy just thinking about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Derock View Post
    I think you're lying
    The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step, that step being you stepping the fuck out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivve View Post
    no

    and i landed on my elbows, but if i hadn't caught myself it definitely would have been face mashed into the stairs time. GREY AREA.
    Not a faceplant

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryko View Post
    The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step, that step being you stepping the fuck out.
    But it's Alf! He's back...in Pog form.

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    Nelson, cover for me.

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    not faceplanting but have you ever tripped up the stairs?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kiarax View Post
    Did you ever try to go downstairs on your hands and feet upside down oh God that is terrible I get dizzy just thinking about it.
    Wait so which way is upside down, you mean like crabwalk?

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