Wasn't perm the 40 year old bald white dude who spent 8 hours a day in spam talking about how awesome he is because he had sex with a mildly attractive asian girl while drinking some kind of expensive liquor in his dilapidated apartment, thus making him better than all the nerds spending 8 hours a day on spam?
Or was that someone else
honestly I hope I'll be rolling like that when I'm 40 and bald.
it'll be like being 24 forever, with time only marked by hair loss.