Canadian Geese

[Cephius]

Seriously, what the fuck are with these god damn birds? Every day on the way to work at least 4 or 5 of these motherfuckers decide they're going to form a line and waddle across the road. I'm too nice to just run them over, so I stop and hold my horn down and they eyeball you and give you a "yeah wut bitch" look. Apparently the grass is better on the other side? They're too lazy to fly now? Is this how Canada gets back at us for being a shitty neighbor, by unleashing birds with a shitty attitude?

I don't understand that if you walk near them they act like bitches and fly away, yet a 2 ton metal box going 40mph straight at them doesn't seem to phase them at all.

I don't consider myself a violent person, but the next time one of these things chills in the middle of the road and gives me a look, i'm flooring it

and yes, I am mad.

[Mizango]

Hey man be careful with those things, I got the city called on me and fined for plowing through a line of Geese and goslings back in 2001 lol. To be fair though I didn't see them (I was going around a semi) and was already doing 55 in a 45 when I passed the truck.

I was being impatient and had no clue why the fuck this truck was slowing down when there were no cars in front of him. 1500 dollar fine for killing the momma and a few baby geese via vehicular homicide, FUCK YEAH!

[Kiarax]

GOOSE THREAD?

GOOSE THREAD.

[Cephius]

Miz you heartless bastard, even I with my infinite rage at the situation could not bring myself to kill baby geese

[Mizango]

I don't understand that if you walk near them they act like bitches and fly away,

Try this when that bitch has babies, she will try to rape your face. We had a huge pond in the backyard when I was growing up and know that shit first hand. The cloud plume of feathers in my wake that day made up for the transgressions of those goslings forefathers.

[Colenzo]

terrible mod, terrible person

[Mizango]

Miz you heartless bastard, even I with my infinite rage at the situation could not bring myself to kill baby geese

It was an accident That fine was no joke though. Some PETA fag wrote my plates down and man animal control and the city were pissed.

[Cephius]

how could they even prove you did it on purpose

[Colenzo]

It was an accident That fine was no joke though. Some PETA fag wrote my plates down and man animal control and the city were pissed.

Fuck, I bet those little bastards were delicious, if that shit happened in china-town people would be watching and waiting for you to get out of the car to see if you were gonna collect your food.

[Mizango]

how could they even prove you did it on purpose

Besides being black?

[Mizango]

I mean "dis nigga hatin" would most likely stand up in any United States court.

[Cephius]

yeah i guess if you were white you would have gotten a writeup in the paper "local hero deals with geese infestation"

[Mizango]

yeah i guess if you were white you would have gotten a writeup in the paper "local hero deals with geese infestation"

Exactly!

Breaking news: "Local hero feeds Charlotte's homless, serves up road side foie gras"

[Colenzo]

Exactly!

Breaking news: "Local hero feeds Charlotte's homless, serves up road side foie gras"

exactly, fuckin http://thm-a01.yimg.com/nimage/c23df7e7fd999986s

[Akanei]

GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!!!!!!

[Akanei]

Solution: Power Geyser the fucks, duh.

[Klaatu]

GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!!!!!!

Fucking dyslexia. Read the title as "Canadian Cheese"

[Marcicus]

geese are the best, don't h8

[Linliel]

Miz

[Mizango]

Sorry Lin but Darwinism is a lifestyle.