Random Fail VII: Who's Next.

[Ohaigaiz]

can someone explain while in a parsing match you wouldn't want to use food? what kind of excuse is that? you're going against someone you said you could beat by a mile and the only excuse you have for getting destroyed is that you didn't want to use food.... oooook

[Aurara]

can someone explain while in a parsing match you wouldn't want to use food? what kind of excuse is that?

food is fucking expensive dude, really FUCKING EXPENSIVE.

[bechyni]

can someone explain while in a parsing match you wouldn't want to use food? what kind of excuse is that? you're going against someone you said you could beat by a mile and the only excuse you have for getting destroyed is that you didn't want to use food.... oooook

One for losers

[Ohaigaiz]

also if you say you can beat someone by a mile why would you get so butthurt over the fact that they used their 2 hour? that's only 3 extra weapon skills? if you can beat them by a mile i don't see how that is a big deal.

[Genrye]

can someone explain while in a parsing match you wouldn't want to use food? what kind of excuse is that? you're going against someone you said you could beat by a mile and the only excuse you have for getting destroyed is that you didn't want to use food.... oooook

I used a 3 hour food, i expected it to last for 3 hours, i didn't expect some Inbred, RMt'd relic to MPK the pt with Nispuk.

I came, I saw, I beat him, He mayad.

[Genrye]

also if you say you can beat someone by a mile why would you get so butthurt over the fact that they used their 2 hour? that's only 3 extra weapon skills? if you can beat them by a mile i don't see how that is a big deal.

on.. birds..?

[Red Demon Taoist]

can someone explain while in a parsing match you wouldn't want to use food? what kind of excuse is that? you're going against someone you said you could beat by a mile and the only excuse you have for getting destroyed is that you didn't want to use food.... oooook

Well, he actually does have a few excuses other than that one.

I.E.- He wasn't trying and he was afk half the time.

Never heard those before.

I beat him

You seem to be confused about a fundamental aspect of this situation.
Would be a lot easier to believe you if you posted a parse. There's this rumor going around that it's only 17 hits long.

[Ohaigaiz]

I used a 3 hour food, i expected it to last for 3 hours, i didn't expect some Inbred, RMt'd relic to MPK the pt with Nispuk.

I came, I saw, I beat him, He mayad.

i don't see how beating someone by 2% with a 17 mob sample size is truly beating someone. apparently there was some errors on his part in that parse due to some people getting aggro and dying? he proposed a re-parse and in turn had a 66 mob sample size, in which you got destroyed on.

sounds like you mayad

[Genrye]

God damn it you fucking troll

Don't you get it?

He lost, I wasn't wasting more food, he mayad.

[Aurara]

Shut up dude, you got destroyed on that parse, post your parse i'd like to see what you have

[Genrye]

Sorry, i do sound pretty mayad right now, i have a party wiping all over the floor in Castle zvahl [s] and this thread isnt helping.

[Ohaigaiz]

God damn it you fucking troll

Don't you get it?

He lost, I wasn't wasting more food, he mayad.

he lost on a 17 mob parse in which there were aggro problems and probably no outside pl for which to justify full timing hasso. i think he admitted that, no? oh it was by 2% too.

if you were done after that why keep going? you already know you won but you kept going? apparently if you use squid sushi it makes you lose by 10% to a guy full timing seigan...

you mayad

[Genrye]

he lost on a 17 mob parse in which there were aggro problems and probably no outside pl for which to justify full timing hasso. i think he admitted that, no? oh it was by 2% too.

if you were done after that why keep going? you already know you won but you kept going? apparently if you use squid sushi it makes you lose by 10% to a guy full timing seigan...

you mayad

Dont really have time to quote myself:

He had an outside, red mage, mule, dedicated to himself.

It was a 20~ mob parse, and he lost by 4% even after 2 houring

Why keep going? Imperial standings? Merit points for my lolrdm?

And yes squid sushi is a nice downgrade from pizza.

Off my dick please, dying to demons atm.

[Tsuko_Asura]

The fact that you're all getting trolled aside, who the fuck parses at MJSP? Shock Spikes, Flash, Dispelling Wind, mobs with the capacity to randomly kill you, random piercing-weak mobs that explode on impact that any player can take advantage of on a whim to cheat a parse.. I mean, really?

Go to La Vaule or something if you really want to figure out who's got a bigger(read: smaller) dick.

[Ohaigaiz]

who's trolling who's trolling who?

[Furionstormrage]

I used a 3 hour food, i expected it to last for 3 hours, i didn't expect some Inbred, RMt'd relic to MPK the pt with Nispuk.

I came, I saw, I beat him, He mayad.

I didn't read any of this debate except this. Nispuk is hard? I've killed him with merit PTs several times, some of them just random pick-up people.

[bechyni]

Forgot MJSP even existed until reading this gigantic bitchfest. Go somewhere else for a real parse. Ohaigaiz is right... you mayad

[Genrye]

I didn't read any of this debate except this. Nispuk is hard? I've killed him with merit PTs several times, some of them just random pick-up people.

Nispuk isnt hard, The the sam/drg didn't have a concept of seigan, and died within 2 kaitens. the other sam didnt keep hate off me very well and when i super jumped because the PL went afk with the dead Amano, Nispuk ate the real RDM, then the brds, then the other sam.

Forgot MJSP even existed until reading this gigantic bitchfest. Go somewhere else for a real parse. Ohaigaiz is right... you mayad

Bandwagon faggot etc.

Less mayad now, done painting the walls in Zhval keep.

[Red Demon Taoist]

Nispuk isnt hard, The the sam/drg didn't have a concept of seigan, and died within 2 kaitens. the other sam didnt keep hate off me very well and when i super jumped because the PL went afk with the dead Amano, Nispuk ate the real RDM, then the brds, then the other sam.



Bandwagon faggot etc.

Less mayad now, done painting the walls in Zhval keep.

So you have time to post the winning parse? Nice.

[bechyni]

Yeah bandwagon when I just woke up about an hour ago and started reading this shit. You did a fucking 17 mob sample in MJSP non the less. The lady giving out free hotdog samples gives you more than that. Your crying over losing the other parse to a relic i.e. making excuses 2hour etc. Clean the sand out and move on with your life.