Random Fail VII: Who's Next.

[bechyni]

Lol never actually seen anyone shout it, but do know what it says. Should of been pretty funny if you didn't know what was going to happen.

[Ros]

Showed how much i cared since i knew exactly what was gonna happen since its happened to others before, But atleast it was fun to see a LS freak out after losing claims to 1 person

[Genrye]

Am i missing something here? What shout? What?

[Fievel]

Am i missing something here? What shout? What?

This, wtf am I missing?

[bechyni]

When you log on Kaces from an account that is on 'the list' you shout "I HATE NIGGERS" over and over.

[Overburn]

This, wtf am I missing?

It sounds like a failsafe in Kaces that makes you shout shit when you try to claim if you're not supposed to be on, which he got banned for.

edit:Beaten

[Ros]

I don't think i got banned for what i was shouting, but for bad packets sent to the server

[Kouu]

lol

[Chen]

so the LS leader can ban anyone in his LS, from the game if he wants?

cool, where can i apply

[Deathbringer]

Amano SAM arguing that March and Minuet is often better than Marchx2.

Seen worse- an Amano SAM that uses tripple rice ball gear full time

[Iremire]

so the LS leader can ban anyone in his LS, from the game if he wants?

cool, where can i apply

Basically, if you are kicked from the shell or know you shouldn't be on the bot. Don't get on it. Ls Leaders can't do it.

[Keichan]

As you know, I don't really frequent BG. But someone convinced me to jump on to post a parse.

I don't claim to be the best SAM or the best parser, but when someone says that they can "beat [me] by a mile", I really have to show for myself right!?

http://www.filefront.com/16638515/DRG%20SAM%20SAM.sdf

Here's the parse data. Un-adultered, K-parser file.

I do indeed bring a RDM mule to do merit party because I like to enjoy hasso, yet I want to be responsible and I don't want to give my mages a heart attack by sponging. Afterall, a stressing mage position is not fun to play, so why make a friend do it if it is for something like merits? Afterall, doubleboxing requires me to concentrate on two characters, probably hurting my parsing situation a bit too.

Here are some highlights of the parse:

1. Offense Tab: I do not believe that a pizza<>sushi switch will double your damage. 117k vs 64k...
2. Performance Tab: He was not AFK, he participated in every battle. The parse was 66 mobs. Not everyone hit every mob (like raptor pets, and wyvren pets etc.) But his mob number is the same as everyone elses.

3. Deaths Tab: Lordcanti died to fangrush on the last mob: death time was recorded, and you'll notice that the parse was stopped immediately.
4. Fights Tab: To reiterate the unfairness of parsing while someone is dead, we omitted the entire skoffin which killed lordcanti.

5. Buffs Tab: Wait, Lordcanti never used Third eye or Seigan. Why is he judging me!? Especially when I make sure I can be healed for it? This is also the tab that confirms that Ramyrez was pretty much going full time Seigan. I use seigan/TE when I need to, especially when we are at north camp when I actually have to move my mule around a lot.

This was a weekend party, and personally, I have a policy where I don't run over other parties when I am the leader. This was the only camp that was open, and I checked birds (all 3 floors full), mamool staging(south camp 2 parties, north camp open).

I'd like to see Lordcanti's file and see if they match this one. We could even take his WS averages/accuracy/Melee averages to correct for a longer parse (This one). (For a pizza<>sushi switch). Of course, I'm no programmer, so I have no idea how valid his parse data is, or whether he can tamper with it.

Nispuk was at least 3-4 mobs after I had died on the first parse. You'll notice it on Lordcanti's file if he decides to post it.

I actually did not know Canti before this situation, so I let him parse, thinking that it wouldn't matter who did it. (Then I realized that it did matter!!)

Wait, why am I even defending myself!? Thanks all for your support :D

[Meat]

http://static.ffxiah.com/images/ss/m...11D6atlW5j.png
Darn

now i have no friends left playing ffxi

[Omnipotent]

@Claim, didn;t you just get hacked and then get your acct back, now your banned?

[Positive]

Other linkshell started curing us and Invincible on the tail.
Didn't work out well for them:

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/1...0603171635.png

Also, it winged after they all got up:

Spoiler: show

http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/8...0603171820.png

[Diomer]

Other linkshell started curing us and Invincible on the tail.
Didn't work out well for them:

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/1...0603171635.png

Also, it winged after they all got up:

Spoiler: show

http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/8...0603171820.png

Better SS with actual damage:
http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/8...0603181540.png

[darkmage]

What a joke lol

[Aurara]

Faf is fucking serious business......lol what idiots, lets see them come here and defend stupidity.

[Darkmagi]

LOL awesome.

[ZhiGaruda]

ITT: People not knowing how Fafnir's battle mechanics work, 7 years later