if you're putting your head on his stomach you missed your target by about 6 inches
there are only 3 options available, feed him, fuck him, and shut the hell up. if the first two don't work, it's guaranteed to be the third.
Your cock doesnt reach up to your stomach?!
Also:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHchl4AxsE0
oh shit he awakes, afk~
Come on over and i'll give you all the time you need, I just want to do anal
btw I need that MS paint stickfigure picture where the guy is sitting at his desk, looking at the monitor with his head tilted back. His neck is really long and shit. Someone tell me how I can find this shit myself.
Take him to the shower and mess with his junk.
Wake him up with a BJ, duh
Fall asleep with it in.
Can we not discuss ksandra's sexlife?
seph should not talk about fucking for obvious reasons