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  1. #21
    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Derock View Post
    main thing is to give about 10-20 minutes between full sexes
    I have about 6 minutes

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    if you're putting your head on his stomach you missed your target by about 6 inches

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    there are only 3 options available, feed him, fuck him, and shut the hell up. if the first two don't work, it's guaranteed to be the third.

  4. #24
    I Am, Who I Am.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cephius View Post
    if you're putting your head on his stomach you missed your target by about 6 inches
    Your cock doesnt reach up to your stomach?!

    Also:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHchl4AxsE0

  5. #25
    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    oh shit he awakes, afk~

  6. #26
    Banned.

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    Come on over and i'll give you all the time you need, I just want to do anal

  7. #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra View Post
    oh shit he awakes, afk~
    Number of women that wait by the bed side with food ready as the guy wakes so he can gobble food as the girl gobbles cock?

  8. #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by SephYuyX View Post
    Number of women that wait by the bed side with food ready as the guy wakes so he can gobble food as the girl gobbles cock?
    YOU LOOK LIKE A CHILD MOLESTER, STOP POSTING YOUR PICTURES

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    Quote Originally Posted by Colenzo View Post
    YOU LOOK LIKE A CHILD MOLESTER, STOP POSTING YOUR PICTURES
    It's the eyebrows; I will trim them thinner, and then ask a random little girl.

  10. #30
    St. Fiat
    THE TIME FOR QUESTIONS
    HAS PASSED

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    btw I need that MS paint stickfigure picture where the guy is sitting at his desk, looking at the monitor with his head tilted back. His neck is really long and shit. Someone tell me how I can find this shit myself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SephYuyX View Post
    It's the eyebrows; I will trim them thinner, and then ask a random little girl.
    brb fbi

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alleya View Post
    btw I need that MS paint stickfigure picture where the guy is sitting at his desk, looking at the monitor with his head tilted back. His neck is really long and shit. Someone tell me how I can find this shit myself.
    one sec ill find it if kiarax doesnt first

  13. #33
    Rainbow Dash was here,
    Applejack is a silly filly.

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    Take him to the shower and mess with his junk.

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    You think this is the real Dmitry?
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    Wake him up with a BJ, duh

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    You think this is the real Dmitry?
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    Fall asleep with it in.

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    preachy and pretentious
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra View Post
    Should I stick something in his pooper?
    Do all the work maybe?

  19. #39
    I'm not safe on my island
    Nikkei will still get me.

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    Can we not discuss ksandra's sexlife?

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    MANITOBA IS NOT A REAL PLACE

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    seph should not talk about fucking for obvious reasons

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