Probably a stupid question...don't laugh at me

**Woozie** · 2010-04-27 04:02

I'm pretty sure I asked her to dinner. But we're having coffee instead, so it must have been her.

**Woozie** · 2010-04-27 04:03

But I think the reason we decided on coffee was because of not having a way to get to the restaurants we wanted due to lack of car. So I guess it's still on me.

**Mertron** · 2010-04-27 04:05

have you tried blinding her with science

bitches love science

**#686578** · 2010-04-27 04:33

Probably a stupid question... don't laugh at me

Me and my wife went out and got a hooker, who pays?

**Linliel** · 2010-04-27 04:51

Hmm, well, just offer to pay, but if she says "nono" and offers to at least pay her part, then she's a keeper.

**Mertron** · 2010-04-27 04:59

and then, in the pooper

**Colenzo** · 2010-04-27 05:37

women are such fucking wallet sapping assholes

**Mertron** · 2010-04-27 05:39

which is why you stick it in the pooper, to get the sap back

**Colenzo** · 2010-04-27 05:42

thats just gross

**Colenzo** · 2010-04-27 05:43

assuming that its actual sap that comes out of her butt

**Colenzo** · 2010-04-27 05:43

then it might be delicious booty juice

**Colenzo** · 2010-04-27 05:43

but we all know thats where she poops from so ew

**Mertron** · 2010-04-27 05:44

girls dont poop though

i have heard this from some very reliable sources, like the internet

**Colenzo** · 2010-04-27 05:45

idk man, ive heard my mom in the bathroom poopin before, it sounds like a million jews dying simultaneously

**Linliel** · 2010-04-27 06:29

wtf girls don't poop

**#686578** · 2010-04-27 06:46

Originally Posted by Linliel

wtf girls don't poop

^

**Tajin** · 2010-04-27 10:38

Originally Posted by Mertron

2. You have to find a way to let her know, as soon as possible, that you are interested in her more than just casual conversation and hanging out. This should be done in under a weeks time, and if you fail, you saved yourself time (and money) anyway to find someone else to work on.

Motherfucking truth.

**Conrad** · 2010-04-27 10:40

Originally Posted by Shiroikage

protip: you can't be friendzoned by girls if you don't meet girls

fuck yeah

**Norellicus** · 2010-04-27 10:45

Originally Posted by Demosthenes

If you invited her, then you pay. If she invited you, she pays. If it was mutual, pay for yours.

No room for chivalry eh

**Colenzo** · 2010-04-27 10:48

Originally Posted by Norellicus

No room for chivalry eh

nigger, do you think im some sort of fucking paladin or something?

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