'FUCK THAT SHIT'

[Ryko]

Best part of work today.

[richardd]

do explain

[Kiarax]

Hey Ryko.

[Ryko]

No ho check, what.

[Kiarax]

I am pretty sure I have said before I would never ho check you as you are not my ho.

[Kiarax]

Also I actually opened MSN today and I had a "hey" from you from like 2 weeks ago so I had to say hey back.

[Ryko]

And I'm gonna summarize my day

4 trainers were supposed to show up today. 3 did, we paired up based on class size so I had to train about 22 people myself while 2 people trained about 18 in the next room. The other person's assistant didnt show up either. We were supposed to get certain admin packs to sign people up for payroll but the office said one guy picked them up. The guy's name is zakk. They described him as black. Zakk is most definitely not black. Anyway I skip that entire part of training and cover what I can when my supervisor shows up and pretty much just throws a huge wrench in the gears while about 7 people show up super super super fucking late because threy were sent ot this other office first--HOLY FUCK THIS BITCH AT THIS STARBUCKS IS BANGIN--anyway I get that shit done somehow all on my own when I get a phone call about another training site I booked but wasnt scheduled to show at. Somehow they didnt listen when I told htem site capacity and sent 100 people to a 30 person site and no one had any idea who to call so instead the community board calls the person who got the reservation in the first place, me. Obviously "dude I have no clue, let me call my boss" wasn't flying and people were starting to riot so I had to fix that and come back and finish the training for the people at my site. All is said and done and I make it back to the office when I mention that this bitch never showed and she finally calls the office while i'm sitting there relaying the whole day's messages to my boss, my boss's boss, and my boss's boss's boss (the whole offic manager) when the phone rings and the no show says, verbatim, "no one called me". 4 people called her 14 times between yesterday and today and that was her reason. This is ignoring the fact that even if it were true it doesnt preclude her showing up to the office on her fucking own ONCE in the last 5 days to get the info.

Me: It's been a terribly long day, can I just be frank?
Bosses: Sure
Me: FUCK. that. SHIT.

I pretty much told her if her little mongoloid ass didn't show up tomorrow in a cast or with a fucking shark bite wound that I didn't want to fucking hear it and I will make sure her ass is fired because that shit was inexcusable.

"Excuse me?"
"You fucking heard me. No one called you? Are you fucking shitting me? You wanna think about how rude this is? Imagine me giving my number to 14 people that couldn't contact your negligent ass because you couldn't bother to show up. I don't want to fucking hear it."

My office manager gave me the "throat cut" gesture regarding her and said even if no one called that was no excuse. Life was good.

[Kiarax]

Good show.

[Ryko]

Also my office manager pretty much wants to jump my bones, shit's awkward.

[Tajin]

(*'.')b

[Darkslitter]

Also my office manager pretty much wants to jump my bones

fuck that shit

[Ryko]

Nah son, no dice.

[Qalbert]

did you just crap a virign? cuz that shit is tight

[Darkslitter]

oh, okay

[Darkslitter]

virign

:3

[Kiarax]

did you just crap a virign? cuz that shit is tight

Fuck yeah, relistening.

[Qalbert]

:3

so I made a typo who gives a fcuk

[Darkslitter]

:E

[Alleya]

This is what I imagined after reading Ryko's post. Obviously Ryko is Cage in this scenario.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7liUT4kZoDM

[Conformity]

office manager likes fat jay-z, it is more likely than u think