We've found Noah's Ark!

[Churchill]

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0058279/bio

"All of Judith's toys that were not destroyed by the fire were given to the local goodwill and her best friend continued to feed her cats for months afterward."

[Phlow]

you guys are all going to hell for not believing in our lord and savior jesus christ.

[Churchill]

you guys are all going to hell for not believing in our lord and savior jesus christ.

If you were truly reverent, you would have capitalized your LORD and SAVIOR.

Trollllllllllypops.

[ZarakiKujata]

you guys are all going to hell for not believing in Allah and his prophet Muhammad, peace be unto him.

ftfy

[Phlow]

If you were truly reverent, you would have capitalized your LORD and SAVIOR.

Trollllllllllypops.

thanks english teacher, if you were truly educated, you would go to a school that taught theology.

[Pirian]

thanks english teacher, if you were truly educated, you would go to a school that taught theology.

He has "Church" in his name, what more do you need?

[Kuya]

There is something different about Plow, but it is so subtle that i can't put my finger on it.

[miokomioko]

What Armenians :>

my Armenian girlfriend wanted me to tell you ""

[Kuya]

I'm too much.

[Pikarya]

Fuck I better get back to church. I sure as hell don't wanna die a sinner.

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[MF Perm tha Fineass]

'We've found Noah's Ark!'... claim evangelical explorers

Game over in the first seven words.

[Mizango]

Pretty much.

[Rhyis.]

Get the fuck up, this boat is real!


http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d1...091onaboat.jpg

[wagon]

lolreligion. If Jesus really came back today, he will probably be institutionalized or beaten down for his crazy talks.

[Yugl]

To bad christian fundamentalist dont believe in carbon dating!

Why would they date carbon when they have children?

[Kuya]

lol

[Phlow]

Fuck I better get back to church. I sure as hell don't wanna die a sinner.

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you saw what god did to new orleans, didn't you? you should all watch your words pretty carefully.

[Pikarya]

you saw what god did to new orleans, didn't you? you should all watch your words pretty carefully.

All the white people got out fine last time I checked.

[Pirian]

All the white people got out fine last time I checked.

According to Mormons, the true Christians, this is the correct answer.

[Phlow]

All the white people got out fine last time I checked.

that's racist. you're a bigot and a racist, and god hates you for that.

A suicide note in the pocket of a man who jumped off the Omni Royal Orleans Hotel late Tuesday led police to the grisly scene of his girlfriend’s murder, where they found her charred head in a pot on the stove, her legs and feet baked in the oven and the rest of her dismembered body in trash bag in the refrigerator, according to police and the couple’s landlord.

The man, Zackery Bowen, a tall man in his mid 20s with long blond hair, claimed in the note to have killed his girlfriend, Adrian “Addie” Hall, on Oct. 5, according to police. Hall was also in her mid 20s.

In the five-page note, Bowen claimed he strangled Hall in the bathtub, then dismembered her body before taking it in pieces to the kitchen, police said. An autopsy conducted today shows that Hall was in fact manually strangled, police said. It also appears that Hall’s body was cut up after she died, police said.

“He appeared to clean up the bathroom a lot after he did it,” one officer said