Krye

[#686578]

I love you! I love you so hard! I'd do anything for you! I'd tell you all about sea slugs! In fact I'll tell you all about them right now! Here are some amazing facts about sea slugs!

The largest sea slug is the Granite Titan Slug from Panama - they can grow up to seventeen miles long.

Sea slugs are capable of firing beams of focussed energy, powerful enough to crack the sun in half.

Experts disagree on exactly how intelligent sea slugs are, but they have been known to solve complicated quadratic equations and construct machines capable of faster than light travel.

All sea slugs wear sophisticated invisible mono-fiber clothing of their own design. Nanobots in the cloth break down any salt that connects with them and converts it to anti-matter, which they then use to power their planet-shattering technology.

Sea slugs have no natural predators, except for weasels. Weasels can burrow into the sea-slugs using special hyper-phasic drilling technology stolen from the spider crabs. Once inside, they can use their weasel-magic to control the slug, riding them around like massive battleships. The slugs hate that.

Mwah Mwah ultrahugs and hyperkisses!

[Akiyama]

Get out.

[Akiyama]

j/k <3 Numbersbb

[Krye]

My dick is the largest sea slug, faggot

<3<3<3

[Kuya]

Krye, these are your favorite words: dick, my, nigger, faggot

y/n?

[Alleya]

I actually banned Krye a year ago and replaced him with a shell script that just responds to random posts in spam with those words. Occasionally I copypasta a wow rant from some other forum and post it manually.

[Krye]

Alleya what job do you have that allows you to speak to me so condescendingly on a regular basis?

[Alleya]

You see it's all a ruse, I argue with myself in order to create the appearance of human agency.

Krye is actually an elaborate psychological experiment to see if I can convince people that a computer is a real person by interacting with it as if I don't know it's not real.

[Niiro]

http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/9250/pipena.jpg

Intriguing.

This is thesis material.

"On the Behaviour of Trolls"

[Pikarya]

huehuehuehuea

[Ragnell]

I troll u

[Kuya]

I heard that there is some trolling in this thread.

[Alleya]

In Soviet Russia, computer trolls on you.

[Krye]

In Soviet Russia, my dick sucks you, faggot

[Alleya]

Hmm...I guess that should read "hetero". The humor algorithms never were any good.