finest YO DON SUCKS

[DERFTHEGALKA]

YEAH YO OKAY BRODER THIS DUN PISSED OF GOOD OL DERFIE AND I BE MADE!!


I GOES TO MAH MAILBOX YO SEEINS IF MAH ACCOUNT WAS ADDED TO DEM FINEST NOOBLEH LINKYPEARLY SHELLS ON SHIVERA AND I GONE GETS THIS PICE OF CACADOOKIE YO WTF!!
http://derfthegalka.com/KI/042810/wtf.jpg

>___________> NOWS I KNOW THEY DON HACKED INTO MAH ACCOUNTS CUZ HOW THEY;D KNOWS IT WAS DERFIE DONE REGISTED TO THAR WEBSITES ANNNNNNNNNNNNNND SEND THIS HER TO MAY EMAILS YO!

[Ansems]

Do you really wanna be in a shell with Robis Idrill and Peekabooie?
Robis: Some idiot that thinks he can lead shit but fails hardcore.
Idrill: When you hear her on vent she sounds like Ms. Crabtree after smoking 30 cigarettes and punched in the throat.
http://images.southparkstudios.com/i...racters/9a.jpg
The bitch has no fucking self respect for herself, the times that whore came on vent with that crack stoned voice saying "uhhh I'm.. so.. high derp derp derp"

Peekabooie: This one thinks that shes smart and sneaky, but she is quite the opposite.
You should ask her about her mother that has cancer. You should also ask her how shes taking care of her siblings because her mother ran away with her bf cause her bf hit Peeka and now her hitman uncle wants to kill her moms bf. These were her excuses to skip events, the list goes on and on with Peekas bullshit.

[LinktheDeme]

And what exactly is wrong with playing video games stoned? That's nothing self respect matters into its the same exact shit when people play the game drunk. Except the difference is with some weed you actually focus more when you play high. And performance is definitely better being high as opposed to being buzzes.

Unless you meant she was stoned on cracked and not that her voice was cracking because she was stoned.

[DERFTHEGALKA]

har HAHAR THAT PRETTY FUNNEH RIGH THAR BRODER PICKABOOIE DONE SOUNDS LIKA A WHINNY ASS BITCH BUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT I DUNT HAVES MAYSELVERS A DANG OL HARD MOBBIE LINKYPERALY TO GOES TOOOOOO NOBODIE DUN ACCEPTS MAH FRIENLDY INVITERS

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[Qalbert]

probably because you are a fucking moron who derives pleasure from overusing an annoyingly inane shtick

[Alleya]

Don't be silly qal, he's a brilliant performance artist satirizing "noobs". We just don't recognize his genius.

[DERFTHEGALKA]

probably because you are a fucking moron who derives pleasure from overusing an annoyingly inane shtick

MMMMMMMMMMMM.....nup NUP BRODER I DUNT USE ANY OF THOSE IGOTES MAH BUFFNESS BY WORKI'N ON OUTS IN DEN VULKERN DOONES YO ANYWAY I DONE CHECKED SOME LINKYPEARLY CALLED NEWORLDS ARE THEY SUMTHING I SHUD CHECKS ON OUTS BRODERS?

[Qalbert]

you should check out a suicide booth

[Ansems]

And what exactly is wrong with playing video games stoned? That's nothing self respect matters into its the same exact shit when people play the game drunk. Except the difference is with some weed you actually focus more when you play high. And performance is definitely better being high as opposed to being buzzes.

Unless you meant she was stoned on cracked and not that her voice was cracking because she was stoned.

thers nothing wrong with being high and playing the game but when you tell everyone yer high; everytime you get high, its sad and annoying. The worse thing about it is that she only has one job and its brd, high or not she sucked. she would sing one song and go afk.
I'm saying she has a cracked voice and on top of that she sounded stoned.

[Conrad]

probably because you are a fucking moron who derives pleasure from overusing an annoyingly inane shtick

[quannum]

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b2...richoBurn1.gif

[Alleya]

An open letter to stoners.

Dear Stoners,

We don't give a shit that you're high. We don't care how much you smoked, or how "skank" it was. Nor how "dank" it was, nor "righteous", nor "skunk", or any other meaningless descriptor. We don't care that you smoked it in joint form, blunt, bong, vaporizer, or out of a hooker's hollowed out skull. You are the only person in the world who gives 2 shits about how high you are. Please shut the fuck up.

Love,
Earth

[Alleya]

Reading that again, I think I should have gone with a Dr. Seuss angle instead.

[Qalbert]

owned.

[Ansems]

An open letter to stoners.

Dear Stoners,

We don't give a shit that you're high. We don't care how much you smoked, or how "skank" it was. Nor how "dank" it was, nor "righteous", nor "skunk", or any other meaningless descriptor. We don't care that you smoked it in joint form, blunt, bong, vaporizer, or out of a hooker's hollowed out skull. You are the only person in the world who gives 2 shits about how high you are. Please shut the fuck up.

Love,
Earth

Thank you.

[BRP]

yo skirkle you fucker you stole my post

Derf I enjoy your commentary on the Peloponnesian War, keep it up.

[Kuya]

What about Penelo

[DERFTHEGALKA]

yo skirkle you fucker you stole my post

Derf I enjoy your commentary on the Peloponnesian War, keep it up.

OOAAH!! BRODER I DIDS OAH! I MUSTA DONE WHY I WAS STONED........................................... DEM DAMN LIZZIES!!!!


ANYDANGOLWAYS.... WHO GUNNA INVITES MEH TO A PARDEH DAMMITS i beens waiting in mah moggileh houes with mah seekers ON YO!!

http://derfthegalka.com/KI/common/derfy_invite.jpg

[quannum]

Okay I just got to rant about this... and maybe a few ppl have experienced this before with BG but their "professionalism" with moderating their boards is flawed.

I myself am a website admin and moderator and have been for a decade ._. I moderated boards just as huge if not bigger than BG before and not only that I am working on my master's project which is related to art courses and using a message board system to develop a community for art students to learn in. So I think I know a weeeeee bit more than BG mods do with professionalism.

Now, granted Derfthegalka is a funny guy and I know him irl and he's very care free but he and I know how far to go on a message board. But at times I think that some moderators, which are young and inexperienced at actually doing their job right, get too self-absorbed into their job and ban like crazy over their own personal feelings. That is NOT how you treat people.

The phrase to put it mildly is called "godmodding." Kids put up a message board and then it becomes popular... then some mods actually go powercrazy over that type of power and think that they can do whatever that they want.

We all know our fun luving Derfthegalka really doesn't break any rules. He doesn't spark fights but actually its the other way around- posters replying spark the fights and Derf's original messages don't even provoke that.

Anyway, what this all came down too was him being banned from BG.... not once but so far twice! Now the first time, Derf was banned because FFXI nerds were raging on Derf for his spelling and grammar.. hay last time I checked this was a free country..er..internet. Apparently that doesn't apply to BG because he was banned because and I quote, "the mod that banned you couldn't stand reading his posts." WELL DON'T READ HIS POSTS THEN! lol BG has a flawed system, they just BAN you... no email warning nothing. And it's one thing to be kicked off of a board- its another being BANNED flat out where you can no longer see the message board. That is just wrong especially since no warning was made prior... but apparently, their rubric rules which one has to memorize in the back of their heads has to be constantly be in your mind all the damn time. And mind you, I've written REAL professional disclaimers for message boards and I know prolly even more than they do with what a poster can and cannot do. Well Derf also knows this too.... again, he's not as dumb as you all think ~.^

Well my friend logs on and he gets this which I screen captured for him:
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Now wtf lol. All I know is that we had a starlight celebration sig made actually from some other poster as a spoof with Derf's face on it... then the BG name was screen captured and put on the sig... now seriously... really... honestly... how fucking immature is that to get ansy over? lol Like that really is something that merits a ban... again, abuse of power anyone??

I am sure we aren't the only ones that got mistreated like this by BG... if you think about it what is so big about that place anyway? If I felt like it DTG.com can be bigger than them but I am not a nerd with lots of money to blow and connections with the development team... like that really matters since the posters put up majority of the news on that board which makes it sooo popular.

Whenever Derf posts he generates a HUGE amount of attention and that also equals to exposure to google adsense.... really, Derf is a gold mine rofl and the funniest poster that ever posted on a FFXI forum. Honestly, Derf and myself aren't missing BG or even KI really, we think they are uptight and too submissive to the status quo and conformity of idiots who play backseat moderator. LAST time I checked FFXI was suppose to be FUN and players are suppose to be enjoying themselves. Now I am not going to justify every single REAL Troll or nuisances from real bad posters because I've been there done that as a mod and had to warning/ban them-- but Derf is clearly not a troll or a nuisance because he never starts arguments or makes off FFXI related topics.... just the replies from ppl who ARE off topic is when Derf is. I am seeing if I can get Derf to post here exclusively and especially his movies since he isn't appreciated elsewhere...

This is DTG.com tell it how it is.

[Cephius]

oh man i loved that rant. for my masters project i made a forum you bitches better recognize!