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    2k for handjobs is a deal yo
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    Facebook Sex ITT

    Her
    i love you

    6:22pmMe
    awwwwwwwwwwwwww

    6:22pmHer
    i really do

    6:22pmMe
    I wanna do u in da buttz

    6:23pmHer
    i want to make you happy in the fture

    6:23pmMe
    awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

    6:23pmHer
    crazy wild sex
    every day!
    with you
    you have a HUGE cock
    my nipples are so hard right now
    and so wet

    6:23pmMe
    pictures :D

    6:23pmHer
    where?

    6:23pmMe
    everywhar

    6:24pmHer
    i want a picture
    make our picture yout profile picture
    just sayin

    6:24pmMe
    lol you make it your profile pic

    6:24pmHer
    im wet and your hard

    6:24pmMe
    yup

    6:24pmHer
    im totally touching myself
    i touch myself alot now

    6:25pmMe
    ooh reallllly?

    6:25pmHer
    when i see you i want you to make love to me like in colege

    6:25pmMe
    ohhh, we can do that

    6:25pmHer
    the night you licked me head to toe
    with those mints

    6:25pmMe
    ahhh i remember that!

    6:25pmHer
    i do
    you gave me the best orgasm
    everal
    several
    i use to like when you touched me and kissed me at the same time 'there"

    6:26pmMe
    oh yah i remember that

    6:27pmHer
    what was your favorite?

    6:27pmMe
    i remember when you could fit it all in your mouth

    6:27pmHer
    lol
    i could never
    you were always to BIG!

    6:27pmMe
    yah but you always tried your best!

    6:27pmHer
    i loved that first initial feeling when you would enter me!
    nothing compares to that
    i did always try

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    Master of blackface Range Rover beer bottle throwing.
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    my nipples are so hard right now
    and so wet
    Bitch is lactating

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    Master of blackface Range Rover beer bottle throwing.
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    Btw this is terrible

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    2k for handjobs is a deal yo
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    i dont think she was talking about her nipples i think she is just a woman thus not uber smartsmart

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    i won't lie this gave me a semi

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    you like to use a lot of Ws in your post

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    nigga you suck toes?

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    replace her with him and it all makes sense.

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    2k for handjobs is a deal yo
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    i only suck toes when using hot sauce



    /who gets it

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    everyone gets it

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    The Optimistic Asshole
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    mods mos def = fags.

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    What kinda fag has apples, flowers and sea horses as their default

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    The Optimistic Asshole
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    If you didn't know as soon as you seen it, then you won't understand.

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    The Optimistic Asshole
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    I'm starting to feel a bit guilty, as this could result in epic cockblocking if she finds out he shared their conversation. Should I delete?

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    nah, send her the url

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    ^is the only correct answer

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    2k for handjobs is a deal yo
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    lol you asshole, glad i caught it fgt

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    I sent her a print-screened picture of this thread.

    Have fun not getting laid.

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