RL MMO dilemma(advice)

[notorious bum]

Long story short: Just finished med school, 2 weeks until foreclosure, need $1200, no job, no relatives with cash, and I'm trying to save my sanity lol

Despite the forum name I picked, I've been busting my ass this past year. Took the initiative to switch careers to something I never thought I would see myself working in. I made it past that hurdle, now I'm sittin here idle because I need funds for my last month of extern...after that is a guaranteed job. The kicker is I have 1 more loan dispersement....after I finish externship. Shit is making me crazy, I've been plotting on this one idea lately, but I wanted to see if this is just desperation talking lol

Would this work: Take my debit card with $1.50 in the bank, order some shit online to ebay, call up the bank and give bogus story(lil bro took my card), pay that shit back in a couple months.

Dumb idea? Maybe I should collect 'donations' on the street like a true bum, but with scrubs on and a young face. Homeless folk might kick my ass though lol

thanks dudes,

long time lurker, future ffxiv junkie

[Omnipotent]

Sell your FFXI account

[Benevolentone]

Sell your FFXI account

^ Do it now.

[antihero]

dress up like a mime and rob liquor stores/convenience stores

[bechyni]

Use this as your last option...

Spoiler: show

suck some dick

[Mojo]

Let me get this straight.

You bought a house, but have no job?

[Heavencloud]

Sell some stuff? Craigslist can work wonders.

And who were you on kujata haha.

[aduidarnenye]

Get a fucking job. A different job.

[SnickySnacks]

Take out a loan? Talk to your bank?
Foreclosing is usually a big loss to the bank so they'll almost always work with you to avoid it.

Committing fraud won't do you any favors in the long run, believe me.

[Omniyoji]

Awww if I would've won that CA lottery I would lend ya a hand but that's only applying a band aid to a potential problem. I hope you can find someone on here or outside of the forums to give ya some financial advice to get you back on your feet.

It's sad to see desperate people cause who knows what they'll do when the time comes. Don't do something you'll end up regretting.

Keep your chin up & head straight please ^^

[Kilhart]

Apply for a student Citicard :3

[Chen]

pretty sure your only option here is to kill somebody.

all seriousness aside, defo try get a loan from the bank as mentioned above, you're just finished med school, you should have reasonable enough job prospects for the bank to accept giving you a loan.

[TheTaru]

Whore yourself to fat chicks on craigslist.

[Aeowin]

Loan, sell stuff. Donate sperm and or blood.

[Chen]

mix them, increases value

[Therin]

Kill yourself.

[Alleya]

You finished med school?

Remind me to never go to you if I need doctorin'.

[CDF]

Future DO.

[Ksandra]

Apply for a student Citicard :3

^^^^^ Just get a CC and do a cash advance on it, then pay the cc off as you can.

only thing is try and get it through a bank so you can know asap if you get approved ( since you only have two weeks).

[Pikarya]

Apply for suicide, as mentioned above.