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  1. #41
    Can you spare some gil?
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    I'm not safe on my island
    Nikkei will still get me.

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    I will wear a v-neck and a sweater vest at the same time and slay the most pussy.

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    The only thing that's gonna happen to you Rihanna is a black eye when I kick you out of my limo

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Finesse View Post
    Me and Tyven in a room together would slay pussy.
    oh god too much pussy

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    The Anti Miz
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    i would have to start slaying dudes just for a change of pace

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    This question kinda presented itself to me not too long ago. Long story short, my wife coaches at a private/uppity school, a kid gets busted shoplifting and consequently my wife must throw the kid off the team per school rules, kid's dad calls my wife up after she tosses the kid off the team when he's all drunk and threatens her, tells her that he's coming for her, all that.

    Nothing ever came of it, dude sobered up, etc... but it's chilling the thoughts that you can have when that protective instinct kicks in.

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    Threaten a married man's sense of family in his face and see what happens

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    Quote Originally Posted by tyven View Post
    oh god too much pussy
    a pussy explosion of magnificent proportions

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    Yes. Jail > Someone hurting my daughter. Not even close.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aristio View Post
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    Here's what you do. Knock them unconscious with either a ruffy or something that doesn't make a mess. You then get some Potasium Chloride(Spellcheck?) and send it down their throats. You can get some just at a local jewelry store, just say you are trying to renew some old jewelry. A milligram of that should do the trick. After they swallow it, they should be dead within a minute.

    You then need to line your bathtub with the clear sheet that you line the floors when you are painting a room. Make sure you get every inch of that bathtub. You can then either put their head towards the drain, or hang them upside down somehow. Slit their throats and wait about a day for all of the blood to drain out. Wash said body down with the shower head. Go down to your home depot and grab some toilet acid. The kind of stuff you put in toilets to completely unclog it. It usually is in a bag and has a lot of warnings. While you're there, you should pick up some Waders, a pair of rubber latex gloves, and a metal bucket, maybe three feet in diameter, and an apron. If you can't get the bucket, try a plastic pool at your Toys R' Us, but I don't know if that will work.

    Grab the drained out body, and put it in the bucket. Pour all your acid on it, and wait about a half hour. Make sure you are wearing all your equipment (Gloves, Apron, Glasses, Waders). Step on the body, and the acid should have corroded it enough were it will break easy. Mash is up really good where it's like a salsa. You then have a couple of options. I would personally, get some cement mix, and use the mashed up body as the water needed for the cement. Toss the cement block in the ocean(If available) or just bury it. Dealer's choice.


    Or you can just kick their ass/report them to the police.
    Holy shit dude, now you got me thinking lol, your such a hero! lol

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    The Mizzle Fizzle of Nikkei's Haremizzle

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    Without hesitation.

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    The Mizzle Fizzle of Nikkei's Haremizzle

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    Think 'Man on fire'.

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    Without a doubt.

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    Sweaty Dick Punching Enthusiast

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizango View Post
    Think 'Man on fire'.
    Hmmm, so you'd shove explosives up some dudes ass then detonate while you walk away in slow montage music?
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    You're the man, Miz.

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    The Mizzle Fizzle of Nikkei's Haremizzle

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    Quote Originally Posted by AidenCarby View Post
    Hmmm, so you'd shove explosives up some dudes ass then detonate while you walk away in slow montage music?
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    You're the man, Miz.
    Goddamn right. Shaft V.2

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    Yes I would, and depending on the severity of the situation. I wouldn't let that person go quickly and possibly not even alone.

    If someone beat my sisters, I'd beat the piss out of him

    Sexual assault on a family member? Sever his tendons, and watch him flop around like a fish out of water.

    Breaking into my home? Two slugs to the gut and one to the head for good measure. It's better to kill them then let them live and sue you for breaking into your house and getting hurt.

    Harmed multiple members of my family? Find them and wait until they are with their family. Subdue them, then bleed out their family members as they are forced to watch.

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    Pens win! Pens Win!!! PENS WIN!!!!!

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    As harsh as it sounds, depends who dies in my familly.

    If it's my girlfriend yes i would, if it's my sister fuck that i'll buy a beer to the killer

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    Shimmy shimmy ya shimmy yam shimmy ya
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    I would kill for a Klondike bar.

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    I would only kill for one thing:



    edit:
    OH WHAT THE FUCK HIROKEI!

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    Shit is situational based on how it was done and when.

    If it was done in front of me or within a short amount of time I would "assume" (since no one can really say until it happens) that I would. Then theres also how it was done. If it was gruesome/slow then that would increase the duration of me getting revenge, I "assume"

    I am fairly stubborn and would hunt him/her down even if I choose not to kill them for revenge but bring them in, if possible. I'm no Jack Bauer though ._.

    As most have said, we don't know until it happens which I hope never does

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