NECTAR OF THE GODS

[Krye]

And since I've been drinking so much MD I have to piss so god damned bad but when I ejaculate and urinate within short periods of time I get some kind of fucked up irritation where it feels like I still have to pee even though I just peed and if I try to pee again nothing comes out it's so annoying

[mootsfox]

sounds like aids

[Shiroikage]

And since I've been drinking so much MD I have to piss so god damned bad but when I ejaculate and urinate within short periods of time I get some kind of fucked up irritation where it feels like I still have to pee even though I just peed and if I try to pee again nothing comes out it's so annoying

Happens to me too. You're not alone.

I wonder if there's some sort of mucus lining of the urethra that gets blown out in a power blast and then the urine irritates the urethra or something.

[Krye]

I thought it was like, semen and urine come out of different holes or whatever, so to open and close them within short periods of time irritates the intersection

[Ksandra]

That's alot of Dew, anyone remember Surge? Came out around the same time Mt. Dew did, tasted the same sorta like Coke vs Pepsi. Surge ended up dying off or something lol.

<3'd surge. When it first came out they gave them out for free at my HS to market it. Everyone <3ed it. If you wanted any from school you had to go to the cafeteria first thing in the morning because it was always sold out by second period.

Randomly 7-up had a drink a few years ago called dn-L (7-up upside down). It tasted exactly like Surge . But they failed at marketing cause I don't think many bought it (I did though!)

[Shiroikage]

I thought it was like, semen and urine come out of different holes or whatever, so to open and close them within short periods of time irritates the intersection

I really don't know the specifics of the plumbing, but yeah, it's two paths that meet up. And a sphincter won't open for the bladder or something to prevent you from peeing in a vagina or butt.

[Pikarya]

I piss from my ass regularly, I don't know what you're talking about good sir.

[Conrad]

There's a valve to cut off one path while the other is in use

If there's semen in your urine or vice versa, go see a doctor

[Blarg]

Hey, I'll piss into my ballsack as often as I like and I don't appreciate you telling me what to do

[Shiroikage]

i think there are two sphincters to the bladder
one that you control and the one that makes you piss shy

[mootsfox]

I really don't know the specifics of the plumbing, but yeah, it's two paths that meet up. And a sphincter won't open for the bladder or something to prevent you from peeing in a vagina or butt.

Only while the other path is being used. You can easily pee afterwords in their if you wanted.

[Krye]

So I haven't ate all day, just been drinking MD

[#686578]

Neither have I

Vyvanse and coke

[Akanei]

This thread isn't about ecto cooler.

I was baited.

[Krye]

But seriously though, I've been eating like one bowl of ramen a day and just drinking Mountain Dew, how bad is this for me?

[TheShadyMan]

That's probably way to much sodium, can't think that's too good for the cardio.

[AidenCarby]

Your kidneys are gonna hate you in 5-6 years, the Ramen isn't exactly horrible, loaded with carbs as long as you go out time to time >.>

[Krye]

Your kidneys are gonna hate you in 5-6 years, the Ramen isn't exactly horrible, loaded with carbs as long as you go out time to time >.>

Ramen has been 99% of my diet for the last year or so, I'm more concerned with the fact that 90% of my current diet is Mountain Dew. It keeps the hunger at bay for a while, but it eventually comes crashing through and it feels like I'm being stabbed in the stomach until I eat and I've been having intermittent headaches

[AidenCarby]

Ramen has been 99% of my diet for the last year or so, I'm more concerned with the fact that 90% of my current diet is Mountain Dew. It keeps the hunger at bay for a while, but it eventually comes crashing through and it feels like I'm being stabbed in the stomach until I eat and I've been having intermittent headaches

Need real nutrients, especially protein man your bodies telling you. Peanuts, beans, fish, meat; take your pick and get some. I'd also recommend water, all that sugar isn't doing you any good XD

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

There's a valve to cut off one path while the other is in use

If there's semen in your urine or vice versa, go see a doctor

if I came every time I peed I would never see a doctor about this are you insane