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    17 year old Phillies fan runs on field, tasered by security (story and pics)

    Story here: http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big...urn=mlb,238457

    http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m...4660126-12.jpg

    This is just begging to be photoshopped into the next internet meme. Make me proud BG.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anoat View Post
    Story here: http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big...urn=mlb,238457

    http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m...4660126-12.jpg

    This is just begging to be photoshopped into the next internet meme. Make me proud BG.
    Reverse Arizona law. Gtfo whites! That and he's apparently using two guns.

    Edit: Taser-man is fat. Bullied in school? No wonder he wants to work for the police.

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    I dont even understand whats going on in the video. Theyre just running around in circles playing tag until dude get sick of it and zaps him.

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    This isnt going so well guys.
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    Just photoshop in that one girl running with the thing.

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    DON'T TAZE ME BRO!

    (had to be done).

    edit: reporter in that article needs to not be such a bleeding heart pussy. I'm glad the kid got zapped. Learned his place real quick. Dumbfuck kids nowadays think they can get away with anything they want.

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    Phillies fan
    If the security guard had a gun this would have gone better.

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    the picture is just amazing. the security guard is all like "I got you in my sights, bitch" then the goofy kid gets owned by electricity

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    Quote Originally Posted by kazen View Post
    Just photoshop in that one girl running with the thing.
    Was thinking exactly the same thing.

    Just a shame I don't have any programs installed on this PC that can do the job, my artsy-fartsy rig needs fixing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Correction View Post
    If the security guard had a gun this would have gone better.
    herpderp

    There was a short discussion about this in the MLB thread. As a Phillies fan myself, the kid totally deserved it. It was probably safer than letting him run around until someone possibly tackled and injured him, or before he could potentially hurt someone else. From what I've read, he called his dad before he did it to ask permission, his dad said no, and he went ahead and did it anyway.

    Dumbasses -- making Philly fans look bad since 1968.

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    ...And another person just ran onto the field, just now. Dammit.

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    Apparently the loss last night got him. It's bad when the majority of Philly fans are fucktards like this kid. Gives the rest of us a bad rap indeed. Glad he got tasered personally.

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    Shock treatement always has been an effective way to achieve compliance from subjects.

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    I'll change yer fuckin rate you derivative piece of shit
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    Not a situation where less-lethal force is necessary, tasers kill, don't use them unless the situation warrants this risk.

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    Stupid extremist hippies often oppose tasers because they think the explicit use of pain to obtain compliance is anti-ethical to liberal values, but allow me to post a reactionary response without explaining my stance by simply calling them fags.

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    Stupid extremist hippies also don't realize good comedy when they see it. This taser stuff is America's funniest home videos quality, which is the greatest and most refined form of entertainment.

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    I'll change yer fuckin rate you derivative piece of shit
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    Tasers definitely have comedy value, but in a "running-on-the-field" situation, there's way more comedy value in watching him get tackled. Tasers are the anti-funny this situation.

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    Are you sure that your opinion is not being influenced by your bleeding heart?

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    so i herd u liek trollin
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    Oh god, lol.

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