17 year old Phillies fan runs on field, tasered by security (story and pics)

[*Shinzon*]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mwdWtbp4Bk

Fuck that: The taser will leave a lasting mental impression and he looked like an idiot spazzing on the field in front of 40,000 philly fans who laughed at him while he was on the floor. Don't like it, don't run on the field dickhead. At least he'll never be able to buy an MLB ticket again.

[Dimmauk]

They should taze anyone that runs onto the field during games.

I would have loved to see Morganna the kissing Bandit get tazed.

[Kuya]

Shinzon has a good head on his soldiers.

If you don't want pain, don't disobey, faggot.

[pohibaba]

Don't like it, don't run on the field dickhead.

Yeah, because this was clearly the obvious outcome of his choice, right? Everyone gets tazed when they run on the field. That's why this isn't a front page news story or anything.

[SephYuyX]

I think a bean bag shotgun to the nads would also be pretty entertaining.

[Moss]

How many thousands of people have ran on to the field before just to end up with four security guards on them, their hands cuffed, and a nice $1000 fine in their pocket? Why does this fan deserve anything else?

Is it really that much worse to get tased than tackled by four guys? If taser use is going to make people think twice about running onto the field during sporting events, good.

What? Why would i want my most significant form of entertainment to end? Tasers aren't for security, silly, they're for our enjoyment. I think you have things mixed up.

Yeah I'm going to stop trying to decipher the perceived sarcasm in your posts. I think it's funnier to see people get tackled though.

[*Shinzon*]

Yeah, because this was clearly the obvious outcome of his choice, right? Everyone gets tazed when they run on the field. That's why this isn't a front page news story or anything.

Lol, so you're argument is he shoulda just been escorted off the field in a civil fashion because his decision was so good right? Fuck that shit. He could have easily died from a massive tackle if he hits the ground at the wrong angle or broken bones leading to internal injury. Make an example out of these fucks. I don't pay 50-100 bucks a ticket to watch this dickhead run around the field. He was a dumbass, it was proven he's a dumbass, he knows what happens when you run on the field so fuck it.

[Kuya]

Is it really that much worse to get tased than tackled by four guys? If taser use is going to make people think twice about running onto the field during sporting events, good.



Yeah I'm going to stop trying to decipher the perceived sarcasm in your posts. I think it's funnier to see people get tackled though.

My opinion is that we should stop pretending with our facade of civility. The truth is we love watching people suffer, get maimed, and watching them writhe in pain and fear. Hell, we fucking loved the fact that the CIA was torturing people; we reveled in it.

I got one better, let's have people tackled, and tasered! HAHAHA

[Moss]

Yeah, because this was clearly the obvious outcome of his choice, right? Everyone gets tazed when they run on the field. That's why this isn't a front page news story or anything.

Considering the outcome of his choice is multiple charges(tee hee), I'm going to say he wasn't really considering the consequences.

[pohibaba]

Is it really that much worse to get tased than tackled by four guys? If taser use is going to make people think twice about running onto the field during sporting events, good.

In the last decade about 500 people have died from tasers in North America alone.

[Dimmauk]

In the last decade about 500 people have died from tasers in North America alone.

Cause they were all fat with heart conditions.

[Jaybar]

Hey, remember those faggots that ran onto the field during a Sox vs. Royals game and beat up the Royal's first base coach? If only he had a taser.

[Moss]

My opinion is that we should stop pretending with our facade of civility. The truth is we love watching people suffer, get maimed, and watching them writhe in pain and fear. Hell, we fucking loved the fact that the CIA was torturing people; we reveled in it.

I got one better, let's have people tackled, and tasered! HAHAHA

I think your point is out of place. A fan was tased because a security guard was tired of chasing him. I don't think people are reveling in the kid's pain. I would say we enjoy seeing people in pain after making an obviously stupid choice.

[Kuya]

Cause they were all fat with heart conditions.

I hope we don't start critizing this. I don't see anything wrong with killing fat people. For one thing, nobody told them to be fat in a war zone. Without guns.

[Kuya]

I think your point is out of place. A fan was tased because a security guard was tired of chasing him. I don't think people are reveling in the kid's pain. I would we enjoy seeing people in pain after making an obviously stupid choice.

He did not stop when authorities cleary wanted him to. Stupid choice, and thus he gets the punishment he deserves for disboying authority. Maybe you just weren't raised with the discipline i was.

[*Shinzon*]

I think your point is out of place. A fan was tased because a security guard was tired of chasing him. I don't think people are reveling in the kid's pain. I would we enjoy seeing people in pain after making an obviously stupid choice.

I am. He deserved everyyyyyyy last second of it. He knew what he was doing, even called his dad to brag about it.

[thetruepandagod]

I love everything about this thread.

[Kuya]

I am. He deserved everyyyyyyy last second of it. He knew what he was doing, even called his dad to brag about it.

See, moss? Stop being a sanctimonious liberal fag and give in to your natural instincts. You disobey, you get punished, and we laugh. Thems the rules.

[Moss]

He did not stop when authorities cleary wanted him to. Stupid choice, and thus he gets the punishment he deserves for disboying authority. Maybe you just weren't raised with the discipline i was.

His stupid choice was running onto the field in the first place. If I ran into Area 51 I would get sniped, kid is lucky he trespassed where he did.

[Kuya]

His stupid choice was running onto the field in the first place. If I ran into Area 51 I would get sniped, kid is lucky he trespassed where he did.

I do agree. He is lucky that we didn't kill him, thus in hind-sight he should be thankful that he got tased.